In this dream I was still going out with Lauryn. Me, Bob, Lauryn and Ben had been out for the day. We had all been drinking and Lauryn bought some special paints for painting your nipples a different colour.

We were all sitting in the living room (at York Avenue) and I was sitting on the sofa next to Lauryn. Lauryn asked if anyone minded if she tried out her nipple paints and I said that I did mind because they stink. She said she was going to do it anyway so I nicked one of the paints. It was a primer or something and you had to do it first so the others were useless without it.

She started whinging at me to give it back and I got pissed off and said "What's the point of asking if anyone minded if you do something if you are just going to do it anyway when someone says no?"

Next she called Bob over and told him to make me give it back to her. He said "Shall I punch him?" and she said "Yes," so he was like "What, right here?" pointing at my shoulder. She said "Yes," so he pulled back his fist, but instead of punching me he punched her in the arm and said "Whoops!"

I banged knuckles with him and said "Safe Bob!" She got upset and then I woke up.

I had a dream about playing The Legend of Zelda. As with all of my other computer game dreams I was actually in the game, although it did seem to switch to me viewing a 2D game at some points.

Nothing of any particular interest happened in this dream.

One interesting feature of the game was that there was an estate agent in the first village where you start off. From here you could view all of the areas of the game apart from a few that had to be unlocked. In each area there were a number of properties that your character could buy, each with its own perks such as unique treasure.

The cheapest houses had nothing apart from a place to save and rest. The cheapest were in small villages, the average priced houses were in the more interesting locations like a desert with a church that was a special holy place.

The most expensive houses were on a map called 'Canary Islands' and it was literally made to look like the canary islands. On that map were very big mansions and some of them had special items. One of them had a big spiky club thing call something like "mega bowser" and it added 20 points onto your attack.

5th dream of the night!

In this dream my dad was teaching me how to fly a plane.

The pane was small and white with a single seat and a propeller. The runway was on a kind of plateau with a steep slope down just after the end of the runway.

Dad seemed to think that the best way for me to learn how to fly would be to just have a go. I explained to him that I thought I could manage take-off and flying around in the sky, but I didn't think I could do a landing. He said there was nothing to it, that I just had to put my flaps up and slow down, and make sure not to come down too steep.

One of my concerns was that I would overshoot the runway and fall down the hill.

I only remember this dream vaguely.

I had another girl on the go as well as Yu Lee. The thing is I got the other girl pregnant so I couldn't break it off with her.

I remember writing a letter to the other girl. I wrote "I love you" on it but tore it up because I didn't love her.

I had a weird dream about a sport where there are two teams, and the objective of the game is to get a beach ball in your opponents goal. Because beach balls are very big and light, you can't really pass them.

The way that the game played out was that one guy would get the ball at the start, and in our game this was me. Then everyone on the other team would be going for me so everyone on my team would tackle them and take them to the floor. This meant everyone on the other team was taken down apart from the goalie.

I had to run across the pitch and get the ball past the goalie, which I achieved at least twice.

I was at Wilkinsons with a mixture of uni people and home people. Yu Lee and Jack were definitely there and Nick called to say that he couldn't make it.

All of the boys had picked up big cuddly whales for their girlfriends, so I asked Yu Lee if she wanted one and she said "yes". I told her I knew where there was a bigger selection and we went to a bin filled with lots of different whales.

Suddenly an alarm goes off, and I realise that we are out the back in the store room. I panic and wake up.

I remember at one point I found cuddly foetuses too!

I had about 3-4 dreams last night but was sleeping on the sofa and didn't record them in time. The last dream I had was very strange.

I was back at York Avenue and there was some guy round my house. I don't really know who he was but he dressed really strangely and had a weird briefcase thing.

I ended up trying on his coat and it was really heavy. It was a musical coat that made different sounds if you pressed it in different places.

We were talking about how heavy our stuff was that we take to work / uni every day and he tried on my bag with my laptop inside it. He said it was a bit heavy but nowhere near as heavy as his.

Next the dream got even weirder. Yu Lee started complaining that these people were outside who were thieves that used to live next door to her and used to rob her house. I went up to the window to close it and they came to the window. They were both old women on mobility scooters.

When they got to the window they asked me if I had any spare pennies. I said "no" and tried to shut the window, but one of the old ladies put her hand in the way. The guy with the musical coat had a go at me and told me I shouldn't shut the window on people's hands, and gave the old ladies some change. I told him off for giving in to them.

I tried to take my laptop into the garden, and my grandad on my mum's side was standing in the doorway. He told me that I couldn't go outside as long as the thieves were about.

In this dream I was taking part in a game show where you have 2 contestants who have to compete. Whoever wins has to do a final task to get the prize.

I played it twice. I can't remember the first competition, but when I won I had to eat a jelly bean that had been under the sofa for a long time.

The second time I played the competition was some kind of obstacle course. I won that, and my final task was to dive in some freezing cold water. When I dived to the bottom I stayed there for a while until out of nowhere I could see jellyfish tentacles. Then I felt the jellyfish brush against my face and I woke up.