I had a weird dream about a sport where there are two teams, and the objective of the game is to get a beach ball in your opponents goal. Because beach balls are very big and light, you can't really pass them.

The way that the game played out was that one guy would get the ball at the start, and in our game this was me. Then everyone on the other team would be going for me so everyone on my team would tackle them and take them to the floor. This meant everyone on the other team was taken down apart from the goalie.

I had to run across the pitch and get the ball past the goalie, which I achieved at least twice.

I was at Wilkinsons with a mixture of uni people and home people. Yu Lee and Jack were definitely there and Nick called to say that he couldn't make it.

All of the boys had picked up big cuddly whales for their girlfriends, so I asked Yu Lee if she wanted one and she said "yes". I told her I knew where there was a bigger selection and we went to a bin filled with lots of different whales.

Suddenly an alarm goes off, and I realise that we are out the back in the store room. I panic and wake up.

I remember at one point I found cuddly foetuses too!

I had about 3-4 dreams last night but was sleeping on the sofa and didn't record them in time. The last dream I had was very strange.

I was back at York Avenue and there was some guy round my house. I don't really know who he was but he dressed really strangely and had a weird briefcase thing.

I ended up trying on his coat and it was really heavy. It was a musical coat that made different sounds if you pressed it in different places.

We were talking about how heavy our stuff was that we take to work / uni every day and he tried on my bag with my laptop inside it. He said it was a bit heavy but nowhere near as heavy as his.

Next the dream got even weirder. Yu Lee started complaining that these people were outside who were thieves that used to live next door to her and used to rob her house. I went up to the window to close it and they came to the window. They were both old women on mobility scooters.

When they got to the window they asked me if I had any spare pennies. I said "no" and tried to shut the window, but one of the old ladies put her hand in the way. The guy with the musical coat had a go at me and told me I shouldn't shut the window on people's hands, and gave the old ladies some change. I told him off for giving in to them.

I tried to take my laptop into the garden, and my grandad on my mum's side was standing in the doorway. He told me that I couldn't go outside as long as the thieves were about.

In this dream I was taking part in a game show where you have 2 contestants who have to compete. Whoever wins has to do a final task to get the prize.

I played it twice. I can't remember the first competition, but when I won I had to eat a jelly bean that had been under the sofa for a long time.

The second time I played the competition was some kind of obstacle course. I won that, and my final task was to dive in some freezing cold water. When I dived to the bottom I stayed there for a while until out of nowhere I could see jellyfish tentacles. Then I felt the jellyfish brush against my face and I woke up.

Me and Yu Lee were playing some kind of computer game in this dream. We were actually inside the game though.

The first level involved climbing down a cliff on what seemed to be an alien planet. It was basically like climbing down a climbing wall.

Yu Lee had done it before so she guided me through it and we climbed down the cliff which was covered in vegetation. There were all sorts of flying creatures around.

When we go quite a way down the cliff, Yu Lee blasted a hole in the cliff face with a grenade. Inside the hole was a building with bedrooms and a communal room with a pool table and a table football table. They weren't normal tables though, and the balls were weird.

We chilled out there for a while, and Bob, Shivani and Nisha were there. Yu Lee went in a bedroom with the girls and I tried to play pool with Bob.

After a while some men with guns came in and said that they were Romanian soldiers, and that our guns couldn't hurt them. They tried to sell me some cigarettes but I wasn't interested.

After a while they put their guns on the table and went into another room. I stole their guns and tried to shoot them, but the bullets wouldn't work. I saved my game and then tried to shoot Yu Lee to see if the guns actually worked. She immediately slumped back in her chair with lots of bullet wounds down her front.

The soldiers were angry and one of them told me that even if I load my game she still might have some bullets inside her. All of a sudden Yu Lee moved and the solider said "Oh shit she's still alive." He told me to hurry up and load my saved game, but when I tried to load it it said that it couldn't decrypt the file as it was from an earlier version of the game. The soldiers didn't know what to do either.

I this one I dreamt that One Stop had been converted into a classroom or something to do some kind of classes. I don't know what the classes were about, but everything was gone from the shop floor and there were rows of desks instead. I didn't recognise anyone that was taking the class apart from me and Nadeem.

All I remember of any interest is near the end of the dream, someone got up and said something like "Look I even bought some paracetamol" and got up behind the till and grabbed a packet, then put some money in the till. I looked at Nadeem and he nodded as if to say it was ok.

Next some German guy got up to buy a cheeseburger or something so I let him do it himself.

I dreamt that I had a pet cucumber. It was a living green worm thing that lived under water, and whenever I wanted to play with it I had to dive to the bottom of a lake. Not much more to say really.

Oh yeah, it could talk too.