I had a dream that I lived in a different house (although it was at home rather than at uni). My room was long and thin and very cluttered with not much space. My computer monitor was big and black and was mounted, and I had to strain my head to see it. Also my mouse cable was pulled tight if I wanted my mouse anywhere good.

Nothing of any interest really happened in my dream.

First I was downstairs watching TV and a game was being reviewed which looked cool, so I came upstairs and googled it. I found a website with it on and it instantly launched the game.

Ben was in my room and he said "Doesn't it really piss you off how your mouse cable is pulled tight all of the time?"

The only bit of my dream that I remember is that I had a bonus optional lecture at uni. The lecture was not in a normal lecture theatre: instead of the usual rows of chairs there were tables and chairs and sofas, more like a bar with a stage. The lecturer was a psychology lecturer and he was talking about lucid dreaming!

At some point me and Yu Lee put thin crust pizzas in the oven and then eat one each, and they are really good.

At some point Shivani had written a really shitty letter to Big Brother for some reason and asked me to put the address on the envelope.

Later on Yu Lee put on two deep pan pizzas, but the oven was too hot and she burnt one of them. I got mad and put another one in. Then we forgot about them and left them in the oven.

Me, Shivani, Cat from school and two guys are out somewhere. Everyone apart from Cat needs to pee so we go to the toilets. For some reason I don't want to go with everyone else so I wait outside with Cat.

Shivani goes in the ladies and the 2 guys go in the gents. About 10 seconds later Shivani comes out of the ladies and goes into the gents.

The other bit I remember is that I needed to get money out and Anil needed to go to the bank to sort stuff out. It is really late and dark. I get my money out but Anil takes ages. I walk to find him and see him come out the back of the bank.

My dream this time revolved around me and two girls. The girls were sisters and I was seeing the oldest of the two. The youngest was really young and really didn't like me.

In the dream their parents were going away and I was staying with them. At the start the little one hated me and was determined to be awkward about everything.

Towards the end she cut her hand open and I dressed her wound. After this she became much more friendly towards me.

At the end of the dream the older girl was suddenly Yu Lee. When we were sorting out the little girl's wound Yu Lee was doing it with a screwdriver!

She was using it to lift up the plasters on her hands and it was really dirty. I told her to take it away and clean it, first with lots of fairy liquid, and then with disinfectant, or she would infect the child's wounds.

I really enjoyed helping the child and it satisfied me when she warmed towards me.

I only remember 3 fragments of my dream.

Scene 1

I was at a swimming pool. A few of my family were there, and so was Ces (my mum's ex-husband). I mainly remember going to the toilet.

To get to the toilets you needed to use a key and we only had one key between us, so Ces came with me to open the door. The layout to the toilet was really weird.

Ces went off and I went to a urinal to pee. Someone else came and stood very close to me which made me feel uncomfortable, so I went to move to another urinal. The other guy said "Why are you moving? Do you have a small willy?" and I told him it was because I couldn't deal with this piece of wood sticking out of the ceiling which was making me bend down. He said "fair enough".

I went and found a cubicle, and the cubicle was fairly odd. The toilet was very low and the seat was made out of black plastic, and the hole where you pee in was very small. The seat was even more bizarre as it didn't have the usual round hole in it, but instead had a cross shaped one. From above it kind of looked like this:

After I had my pee I went to find Ces and he was walking round the toilet talking to people and being a complete dick head.

Scene 2

The second scene was at my old school (Herschel Grammar) and I was with Yu Lee. I had a feeling from previous events that people were trying to advertise stuff to me on the sly (like in The Truman Show, maybe).

I was on a raised walkway behind the school hall, coming out of the canteen and into the foyer. A girl was standing there who I'd never seen before. She was very pretty, had lots of white make-up on and had thick, red lips.

I started talking to her and Yu Lee walked off into the foyer. She was being really flirty and at one point she started talking about AIDS!

After a really odd bit of flirting she grabbed me and started kissing me. We made out for a while and then I walked off. I got the impression she'd done it to advertise something to me.

Scene 3

The third scene was the most bizarre. I was in my bedroom at York Avenue but my mirror doors were back on my wardrobe. I was chilling in my room and I could hear birds really loudly.

I opened the curtains and looked outside and saw loads of birds on a weird plant outside my window. Next I noticed a bird that was really tall, and then I realised it was a weird mouse thing. Looking even closer revealed it to actually be a strange lizard thing. Suddenly I could see that the lizard and the strange plant it was on were both inside my bedroom!

The strange plant it was on was in the corner of my bedroom next to the wardrobe, and I could see its reflection in the mirror doors. The plant was woody and looked like a number of vines twisted around each other.

I backed off and when I looked around the lizard was much bigger and more lizard like. I was also dark green.

The lizard approached me and I wasn't scared: I thought it was being playful. It had long legs and its head had a disk at the back making it look more like a dinosaur.

The next thing I remember is being awake and trying to remember it.

I am not sure of the ordering of events in this dream.

At some point I decided I wanted to do something else other than my uni course, so I was trying to get into another career (something practical). I was trying to enrol at a college and get a job.

I went into town and bought a gameboy advance and two pokémon games. After I got the first one I washed my clothes and forgot that the cartridge was in my shirt pocket. The cartridge was broken after that and I was gonna take it back but it was obviously broken. I ordered the second cartridge by courier and told him (the delivery man) the story of how I broke the first one.

Something weird was going on with Brummy Matt's accommodation but I can't remember what.

The dream ended with me designing some weird machine on the computer as a competition. The main thing I remember is that it had to be attached to a tight rope and move across it.

Also, at some point I played one of the pokémon games and it seemed very familiar. You could only have two pokémon on your team instead of the usual amount, and it was an original gameboy game because the colours were shit.