I don't remember any details of this dream, but I was taking part in some kind of reality TV show, and Lauryn was there. At one point we definitely kissed.

After a while, I realised that I had to choose between her and Yu Lee, so I chose Yu Lee and decided to keep my distance from Lauryn.

I am upstairs in my bedroom, but it is not my current house. I'm pretty sure my mum is with me and we are looking out of the window.

In the distance we see a red kite swoop down at something, but then it flies back off out of site. We are talking about the red kite when all of a sudden it appears again.

This time a bird is flying past the window, less than a metre away from it, when all of a sudden the kite swoops down and grabs it in its claws. It then pecks at the bird and starts to eat it. I'm pretty sure it was hovering outside the window for a while when it was doing doing this, although I realise that's probably impossible.

Me and Mum look at each other and are both excited to have seen a kite taking another bird from so close.

There's an extension underneath the window, and the next thing we see is a cat walking along the extension towards the window. There's something wrong with the cat though, and it looks sick. It has clumps of fir missing and it's face is all messed up and weeping with puss. The cat walks into the window a couple of times and leaves loose hairs and puss all over the window before staggering off.

The next thing I remember is it being a while later and I'm walking somewhere. I walk over a bridge and suddenly I see Lauryn's dad walking in the opposite direction, and he sees me and comes over to say hello. We talk for a while and I tell him about the cat at the window, and ask his advice about how I can persuade the cat not to come near my window. He basically tells me the easiest way would be to shoot it with an air rifle, but that it might kill the cat so I might not want to do that.

I ask him how Lauryn is and he says that she's in some kind of trouble and that she needs me, and that I should go and find her. He never says exactly what's wrong but I get the feeling it is something to do with her living situation, more like she's not happy rather than being in any kind of danger.

A while later I find Lauryn in the street. She's wearing a fancy dress and looks stunning. I talk to her for a while and she gives me an awkward hug. She tells me that she's going to a party and that it's good to see me, and says we should meet up again and talk.

I'm with an older woman who is related to me in some way. It feels like she is a close relative, but is definitely not my mum.

For some reason, the lady is helping me set up a website for my business. We had decided to use "Browns" as the name of our business, and the lady tells me that she has got us two really good domain names: browns.de and another European country specific domain.

I argue with her for a while about how I don't want to have a .de domain because people will think we are a German company (and for some reason I keep referring to Germany as "Deutschland"), and I tell her that I've already got a much better domain name that we can use. She tells me that I must register for the two domains that she's found, otherwise someone else will register them and steal our business.

She shows me an order form for the two domains, and puts it in an envelope and hands it to me. She tells me I have to go and post it so that we can order the domains. I go downstairs and am actually quite annoyed by her interfering, and rant a little bit about it to the people downstairs. Then I rip the letter into shreds and put it in the dustbin.

I go over to my computer and my website is on the screen. I look at the address bar and it says "brownonlinesolutionslimited.com" and I suddenly think to myself that maybe it's not such a good domain name after all.

The only other thing I remember about this dream is calling my ex-girlfriend, Lauryn, on the telephone. I talk to her for a while, and then I stop getting a reply. I say into the phone "You've fallen asleep, haven't you?" I hang up and call her back, hoping that the ringtone will wake her up, but this time she doesn't answer at all and I wonder what's happened to her.

Polayamory is the practice of having intimate relationships with more than one person.

Background

I don't actually remember this happening in the dream, but I remember remembering it in the dream!

Yu Lee and I had gone through a bad patch where we weren't quite as close as we used to be. In that period I'd met up with Lauryn (my ex-girlfriend from school) and we'd spent a bit of time together. I'm not sure how the decision had come about, but for some reason we decided to get married (whilst I was already married to Yu Lee)!

After that me and Yu Lee had gotten a lot closer again and I wasn't 100% sure that I wanted to go through with the wedding.

Wedding Day

I'm at somebody's house but I have no idea who's. Ai Seng is here, and Jo's family are here too but Jo isn't. (Note: I've never met Jo's family in real life so these were just made-up dream characters.) Everyone's come for my wedding day.

We're sitting round a large dining table when the door bell rings. Someone gets up to open it and it's Dad and Sue who have come from Spain for the wedding. I say hello and talk to them for a bit and then Dad says he needs to park the car in the garage so I go with him.

Dad backs the car into the garage and then gets out while the car is still reversing. The car moves backwards by itself and Dad steers it by pushing the front of the car left and right. Someone enters the garage through a door in the back (from the house) and Dad tells him to stop and put his hands out and stop the car with his hands. The guy looks a bit nervous to try it but follows instructions and after a split second of pushing the back of the moving car (which was moving right towards him) it stops. "It's an automatic so you can do that," Dad tells me as if it's common knowledge.

We go back in the house and are sitting round the dining room table again, and I'm feeling nervous about the wedding. We are going to get married in the cathedral because I wanted to get married in the same place that me and Yu Lee got married (even though in real life we got married in a civil ceremony) and I suddenly start to wonder if it's even possible to marry a second wife in a religious venue. I tell this to Dad and he says he isn't sure.

Conclusion

I'm sitting next to a girl who has her phone out so I ask her to google whether or not the wedding can go ahead, but she's not really competent at using her phone and it is taking forever and is frustrating. We are typing phrases into google like "Polyamory church wedding uk legal" but we can't seem to find out if it's possible. Dad tells me I should ring the venue and ask as the ceremony is only a couple of hours away.

I'm feeling increasingly nervous now. I don't really want to get married to Lauryn but my guests have all showed up and I would feel silly to back out now. I ask my Dad to call the cathedral and ask about marrying a second wife and he agrees to do it.

He's on the phone for a couple of minutes before he hangs up and tells me that it's not possible. He tells me that I'd better start looking for a registry office now as we don't have long left but I tell him it's off and that I'm not going to go through with it.

The last thing I remember is calling Lauryn and telling her that we can't get married after all because it's illegal. I feel relieved.

The first thing I thought upon waking was "Me and Yu Lee didn't get married in a church!"

I dreamt that I was living back at York Avenue, and I was going on a road trip with Yu Lee, my ex-girlfriend Lauryn and a guy called Mark who I think was her current boyfriend. I only remember one part of the dream.

I'm downstairs, talking to my mum, and I suddenly realise that it's gone past 10:00am and it's still dark. I comment about it to my mum and she says that it's winter now and the days are getting shorter, and I can't believe how quickly it's gone from having so many hours of daylight in the summer to just four hours of daylight in the winter.

Mark is asleep in the loft-conversion, so I go to the bottom of the ladder and start shouting for him to wake up. I tell him he needs to get up because it is getting light, and we need to go before it gets dark again!

This is all I remember

I dreamt that I was a lot younger than I am now, and me and "my girlfriend", and I say it like that because I'm not sure if it was Yu Lee or my ex-girlfriend Lauryn (or a mixture of them both) were on some kind of summer camp. We were in a large building, and at the first part of the dream that I remember we were 3 or 4 floors up in a large canteen getting some lunch. I was queuing up when "my girlfriend" called me over.

I went over to her and she peeled down the corner of her t-shirt, and showed me a mole on the side of her breast. She said she couldn't remember having a mole quite like that before and was going to get it checked out. The mole was the same width as a normal mole, but about 5 times longer, and looked kind of like a brown crayon line on the side of her breast.

She went upstairs to the nurse and I continued eating.

A while later, someone told me that my girlfriend was looking for me and I went upstairs to meet her. It turned out to be nothing.

I dreamt that I was in Lanzarote with Yu Lee, and I'd gone out for the evening to do some Spanish conversation. On my way back I bumped into my ex-girlfriend and we chatted a bit while I walked back to the apartment.

In this dream I was still going out with Lauryn. Me, Bob, Lauryn and Ben had been out for the day. We had all been drinking and Lauryn bought some special paints for painting your nipples a different colour.

We were all sitting in the living room (at York Avenue) and I was sitting on the sofa next to Lauryn. Lauryn asked if anyone minded if she tried out her nipple paints and I said that I did mind because they stink. She said she was going to do it anyway so I nicked one of the paints. It was a primer or something and you had to do it first so the others were useless without it.

She started whinging at me to give it back and I got pissed off and said "What's the point of asking if anyone minded if you do something if you are just going to do it anyway when someone says no?"

Next she called Bob over and told him to make me give it back to her. He said "Shall I punch him?" and she said "Yes," so he was like "What, right here?" pointing at my shoulder. She said "Yes," so he pulled back his fist, but instead of punching me he punched her in the arm and said "Whoops!"

I banged knuckles with him and said "Safe Bob!" She got upset and then I woke up.