In this dream I dreamt that I was playing a computer game. It was weird though because me and Yu Lee were actually in the game: we weren't sitting at a computer but were acting it out at times.

It was a Star Trek game and I was Jean-Luc Picard. The mission we were doing involved us going down to a planet, and convincing Data to join our crew again, as he had left us. The level was pretty tough though, and I kept dying as this giant dinosaur-like creature (that scared the shit out of me) kept firing missiles in through the window at me.

At the end of the dream, me and Yu Lee were at One Stop talking to Neel. It turns out now that it wasn't a game, it was actually a book, and we are telling Neel about it. We have two copies of the book: one is normal and the other is pocket sized. Neel says that he has the book at home too.

I had another dream last night, which I won't go into too much detail about, in which Yu Lee was pregnant. She decided to keep the baby and she had a bump.

When I found out I was really happy, and it gave me great pleasure to feel the baby kick. The bump was a bit of a funny shape though...

This dream was about my birthday. It took place in our house in Earlsdon, but it seemed like my friends from school were near by. The main focus of the dream was how Yu Lee was treating me.

Basically it was a really shit birthday. Throughout the whole dream Yu Lee didn't want to do anything for me. I was getting fed up because I wanted to do stuff and I was being ignored, so I called my friends from home (I think I called Jay).

While I was doing this, Yu Lee organised to go clubbing with her friends from home, despite the fact that I said I really didn't want to go there.

She went and left me on my own, and after a bit I called her and eventually got her to come back home.

When she got in I was getting dressed and she said that I was dressed horrible. She told me to wear a checked shirt because I looked like I was trying to be a black man! I changed as she suggested and she said she wanted to go back to the club. I said I didn't want her to, and that I wanted to go somewhere else, just me and her. She said she couldn't let her friends down.

I got really upset and told her that this was the worst birthday ever and I couldn't wait for it to be over. I was very upset. I told her that she was being really horrible to me and she had been ignoring me all day.

The last thing I remember is that a huge package came for me in the post. I thought it was from Yu Lee, but it turned out to be from her uncle to me. It was huge and the address on the label said wikipedia.com.

When I opened the package, I accidentally trod on it. It was a huge scale model of an aeroplane, the kind you build yourself. Luckily it wasn't damaged by my standing on it.

At some point me and Yu Lee put thin crust pizzas in the oven and then eat one each, and they are really good.

At some point Shivani had written a really shitty letter to Big Brother for some reason and asked me to put the address on the envelope.

Later on Yu Lee put on two deep pan pizzas, but the oven was too hot and she burnt one of them. I got mad and put another one in. Then we forgot about them and left them in the oven.

My dream this time revolved around me and two girls. The girls were sisters and I was seeing the oldest of the two. The youngest was really young and really didn't like me.

In the dream their parents were going away and I was staying with them. At the start the little one hated me and was determined to be awkward about everything.

Towards the end she cut her hand open and I dressed her wound. After this she became much more friendly towards me.

At the end of the dream the older girl was suddenly Yu Lee. When we were sorting out the little girl's wound Yu Lee was doing it with a screwdriver!

She was using it to lift up the plasters on her hands and it was really dirty. I told her to take it away and clean it, first with lots of fairy liquid, and then with disinfectant, or she would infect the child's wounds.

I really enjoyed helping the child and it satisfied me when she warmed towards me.

I only remember 3 fragments of my dream.

Scene 1

I was at a swimming pool. A few of my family were there, and so was Ces (my mum's ex-husband). I mainly remember going to the toilet.

To get to the toilets you needed to use a key and we only had one key between us, so Ces came with me to open the door. The layout to the toilet was really weird.

Ces went off and I went to a urinal to pee. Someone else came and stood very close to me which made me feel uncomfortable, so I went to move to another urinal. The other guy said "Why are you moving? Do you have a small willy?" and I told him it was because I couldn't deal with this piece of wood sticking out of the ceiling which was making me bend down. He said "fair enough".

I went and found a cubicle, and the cubicle was fairly odd. The toilet was very low and the seat was made out of black plastic, and the hole where you pee in was very small. The seat was even more bizarre as it didn't have the usual round hole in it, but instead had a cross shaped one. From above it kind of looked like this:

After I had my pee I went to find Ces and he was walking round the toilet talking to people and being a complete dick head.

Scene 2

The second scene was at my old school (Herschel Grammar) and I was with Yu Lee. I had a feeling from previous events that people were trying to advertise stuff to me on the sly (like in The Truman Show, maybe).

I was on a raised walkway behind the school hall, coming out of the canteen and into the foyer. A girl was standing there who I'd never seen before. She was very pretty, had lots of white make-up on and had thick, red lips.

I started talking to her and Yu Lee walked off into the foyer. She was being really flirty and at one point she started talking about AIDS!

After a really odd bit of flirting she grabbed me and started kissing me. We made out for a while and then I walked off. I got the impression she'd done it to advertise something to me.

Scene 3

The third scene was the most bizarre. I was in my bedroom at York Avenue but my mirror doors were back on my wardrobe. I was chilling in my room and I could hear birds really loudly.

I opened the curtains and looked outside and saw loads of birds on a weird plant outside my window. Next I noticed a bird that was really tall, and then I realised it was a weird mouse thing. Looking even closer revealed it to actually be a strange lizard thing. Suddenly I could see that the lizard and the strange plant it was on were both inside my bedroom!

The strange plant it was on was in the corner of my bedroom next to the wardrobe, and I could see its reflection in the mirror doors. The plant was woody and looked like a number of vines twisted around each other.

I backed off and when I looked around the lizard was much bigger and more lizard like. I was also dark green.

The lizard approached me and I wasn't scared: I thought it was being playful. It had long legs and its head had a disk at the back making it look more like a dinosaur.

The next thing I remember is being awake and trying to remember it.

I only remember 2 parts.

Firstly my next door neighbour Cliff was building some kind of motor vehicle.

Secondly, me and Yu Lee were in a supermarket doing our weekly shop and buying all sorts of junk. Immediately before waking we asked someone where either ice cream or yoghurt was. Yu Lee wanted to go but I wanted to get more food.