I only remember this dream vaguely.

I had another girl on the go as well as Yu Lee. The thing is I got the other girl pregnant so I couldn't break it off with her.

I remember writing a letter to the other girl. I wrote "I love you" on it but tore it up because I didn't love her.

I was at Wilkinsons with a mixture of uni people and home people. Yu Lee and Jack were definitely there and Nick called to say that he couldn't make it.

All of the boys had picked up big cuddly whales for their girlfriends, so I asked Yu Lee if she wanted one and she said "yes". I told her I knew where there was a bigger selection and we went to a bin filled with lots of different whales.

Suddenly an alarm goes off, and I realise that we are out the back in the store room. I panic and wake up.

I remember at one point I found cuddly foetuses too!

I had about 3-4 dreams last night but was sleeping on the sofa and didn't record them in time. The last dream I had was very strange.

I was back at York Avenue and there was some guy round my house. I don't really know who he was but he dressed really strangely and had a weird briefcase thing.

I ended up trying on his coat and it was really heavy. It was a musical coat that made different sounds if you pressed it in different places.

We were talking about how heavy our stuff was that we take to work / uni every day and he tried on my bag with my laptop inside it. He said it was a bit heavy but nowhere near as heavy as his.

Next the dream got even weirder. Yu Lee started complaining that these people were outside who were thieves that used to live next door to her and used to rob her house. I went up to the window to close it and they came to the window. They were both old women on mobility scooters.

When they got to the window they asked me if I had any spare pennies. I said "no" and tried to shut the window, but one of the old ladies put her hand in the way. The guy with the musical coat had a go at me and told me I shouldn't shut the window on people's hands, and gave the old ladies some change. I told him off for giving in to them.

I tried to take my laptop into the garden, and my grandad on my mum's side was standing in the doorway. He told me that I couldn't go outside as long as the thieves were about.

Me and Yu Lee were playing some kind of computer game in this dream. We were actually inside the game though.

The first level involved climbing down a cliff on what seemed to be an alien planet. It was basically like climbing down a climbing wall.

Yu Lee had done it before so she guided me through it and we climbed down the cliff which was covered in vegetation. There were all sorts of flying creatures around.

When we go quite a way down the cliff, Yu Lee blasted a hole in the cliff face with a grenade. Inside the hole was a building with bedrooms and a communal room with a pool table and a table football table. They weren't normal tables though, and the balls were weird.

We chilled out there for a while, and Bob, Shivani and Nisha were there. Yu Lee went in a bedroom with the girls and I tried to play pool with Bob.

After a while some men with guns came in and said that they were Romanian soldiers, and that our guns couldn't hurt them. They tried to sell me some cigarettes but I wasn't interested.

After a while they put their guns on the table and went into another room. I stole their guns and tried to shoot them, but the bullets wouldn't work. I saved my game and then tried to shoot Yu Lee to see if the guns actually worked. She immediately slumped back in her chair with lots of bullet wounds down her front.

The soldiers were angry and one of them told me that even if I load my game she still might have some bullets inside her. All of a sudden Yu Lee moved and the solider said "Oh shit she's still alive." He told me to hurry up and load my saved game, but when I tried to load it it said that it couldn't decrypt the file as it was from an earlier version of the game. The soldiers didn't know what to do either.

This dream was about us wanting to buy a house off of someone who turned out to be a psycho.

We are living in Coventry, but our house has my living room from home. We went to look at a house and some really weird girl lived there.

We didn't realise how weird the girl was an made friends with her, and went round her house in the evening. She turned out to be a nutter so we left when we got the chance.

The next day me, Yu Lee and Shivani are chilling at home. It's getting late and the weird girl is calling us up and being very weird on the phone, and trying to get us to invite her round for the evening. We don't invite her round though because she's a psycho, and get back on with our conversation.

Then all of a sudden she's at the window, tapping on it with a knife. We jump out of our skins and turn the lights off so she can't see us, but we realise it's too late and she has noticed us already.

I go to get a knife from the kitchen, and the next thing I know she's inside the house and I am threatening her with the knife.

Then I wake up.

The whole experience was highly unpleasant, and I am feeling very uncomfortable now writing this.

In this dream I dreamt that I was playing a computer game. It was weird though because me and Yu Lee were actually in the game: we weren't sitting at a computer but were acting it out at times.

It was a Star Trek game and I was Jean-Luc Picard. The mission we were doing involved us going down to a planet, and convincing Data to join our crew again, as he had left us. The level was pretty tough though, and I kept dying as this giant dinosaur-like creature (that scared the shit out of me) kept firing missiles in through the window at me.

At the end of the dream, me and Yu Lee were at One Stop talking to Neel. It turns out now that it wasn't a game, it was actually a book, and we are telling Neel about it. We have two copies of the book: one is normal and the other is pocket sized. Neel says that he has the book at home too.

I had another dream last night, which I won't go into too much detail about, in which Yu Lee was pregnant. She decided to keep the baby and she had a bump.

When I found out I was really happy, and it gave me great pleasure to feel the baby kick. The bump was a bit of a funny shape though...

This dream was about my birthday. It took place in our house in Earlsdon, but it seemed like my friends from school were near by. The main focus of the dream was how Yu Lee was treating me.

Basically it was a really shit birthday. Throughout the whole dream Yu Lee didn't want to do anything for me. I was getting fed up because I wanted to do stuff and I was being ignored, so I called my friends from home (I think I called Jay).

While I was doing this, Yu Lee organised to go clubbing with her friends from home, despite the fact that I said I really didn't want to go there.

She went and left me on my own, and after a bit I called her and eventually got her to come back home.

When she got in I was getting dressed and she said that I was dressed horrible. She told me to wear a checked shirt because I looked like I was trying to be a black man! I changed as she suggested and she said she wanted to go back to the club. I said I didn't want her to, and that I wanted to go somewhere else, just me and her. She said she couldn't let her friends down.

I got really upset and told her that this was the worst birthday ever and I couldn't wait for it to be over. I was very upset. I told her that she was being really horrible to me and she had been ignoring me all day.

The last thing I remember is that a huge package came for me in the post. I thought it was from Yu Lee, but it turned out to be from her uncle to me. It was huge and the address on the label said wikipedia.com.

When I opened the package, I accidentally trod on it. It was a huge scale model of an aeroplane, the kind you build yourself. Luckily it wasn't damaged by my standing on it.