Me and Yu Lee are in the car driving home from somewhere, and the car is playing up. There are loads of problems but the only one I remember is that the left indicator wasn't working.

We arrive at home, but instead of being at my current house we are at York Avenue where I grew up.

Yu Lee struggles to find a space to park and we end up parking on the opposite side of the road to the house. As the car is playing up Yu Lee has some difficulty parking and nearly crashes into a parked car.

As we get out of the car, another car pulls up behind us and Duncan Wang from work gets out and I ask him "What are you doing here, Wang?" and he laughs and tells me he needs help with something. Yu Lee says that she's going inside to call a mechanic to have a look at the car.

Duncan opens the boot of his car and he has 3 or 4 large blue barrels inside. He takes the lid off one of them and tells me it is horse manure, and that he needs help transferring it into some smaller containers. He says "First I'll just move it into here" and grabs one of my neighbour's blue wheely bins and starts shovelling it in.

I tell him that the blue bin is just for bottles and cans and that he shouldn't put it in there and he says not to worry as it's only temporary while he transfers it.

I am not really happy about him using my neighbour's bin so I go to look for some containers to use instead. When I return he has emptied the bin into some small containers.

After that we both work together to transfer the manure into smaller containers using a shovel and a trowel, and even a dessert spoon! The smell is terrible and the decomposing shit looks disgusting, and a few times I nearly vomit and have to stop and look away.

After that I wake up naturally in my bed at 4:45am.

Me and Yu Lee are sitting at our desks which are side by side as in real life, although the room that they are in is not the same. Yu Lee has some white powder on her desk and I ask her what it is and she says it is heroin!

She is doing some kind of experiment with it and dissolves it in water in a beaker, and is measuring some property of it. It looks like she is trying to increase the purity or something and she is recording some data and making graphs.

At some point when she is away from her desk I take it and when she gets back she is very angry with me and we argue and she takes it back.

She is processing some images from her experiment on the computer and trying to crop them. The way that she is doing this is by going to a web page where you upload images and then download a processed version. I tell her that I think it is stupid to be uploading pictures of illegal drugs anywhere because the site will have our IP address and will easily be able to trace them back to us, but she tells me not to worry.

I am on holiday with Yu Lee and 2 boys (I think they were people I knew from school) and we are in Yu Lee's car. We have gone out somewhere for the day and we are now driving back to the hotel.

As we are driving we suddenly pull out onto a road that is high up on the hills, and we have an amazing view of the beach and sea. I comment on the fact that we had never seen this view on the way out in the morning.

We are driving up and down over the hills very close to the sea, and the terrain is getting rougher and rougher. Yesterday in real life I booked a driving lesson and the instructor drives a diesel, and me and Yu Lee were talking about the difference between petrol and diesel cars before bed. In my dream I ask the others which they think is better and they all say petrol.

The terrain is getting ridiculous now and I ask Yu Lee if she is sure we are going the right way. She says "yes" and we continue. All of a sudden we are driving on rocks and I tell her to turn the car around but she assures me it is ok.

Now we are driving on rocks just a few centimetres higher than the water. We come to a place where the only way to progress involves driving through a 2 metre wide section of water, and up a steep sand bank. Yu Lee puts her foot hard on the gas and powers through the water and up the bank, but she can't quite get to the top.

The wheels are spinning beneath the car and it is swerving from side to side. She realises she won't make it and takes her foot off the accelerator and the car rolls backwards down the bank and into the sea. Water starts filling up the car.

I wake up in my bed with a major adrenaline rush!

I only remember the last part of this dream.

I am living in a house share with Yu Lee and some other people. It's 11:00pm and I need to go outside to do something, but for some reason I'm not allowed. I think it's because Yu Lee won't let me.

The previous nights (I think earlier in the dream) Elliot Hill and 2 other people from Jagex had knocked on the door at this time and wanted to go out somewhere which is how I know that Yu Lee won't let me (although I always went anyway!)

I go into the hallway and the font door is ajar. I think to myself that it's lucky I wanted to go out as the door would have been open all night otherwise.

When I open the door Elliot and the same other 2 Jagex people are walking up the path to knock on my door. I explain to them that I am not allowed out but I will come anyway. I say to wait here while I do my task and we will go afterwards.

I'm not sure if I ever did whatever it was that I wanted to do, but I walk off and then come back a few minutes later and Yu Lee is standing outside with 1 other girl (another housemate?) and talking to my friends. She is not angry at all.

As Yu Lee is talking to my friends I look at her. She has her hair cut short, and I think it makes her look really ugly. Looking back on it now I realise this is actually because she has a completely different face, and although this face isn't ugly, I am not even remotely attracted to it.

The other girl that is there is talking to one of the Jagex people. All of a sudden, in front of everyone the Jagex guy starts talking in a sexual way and gropes her breasts and is talking about how sexy she is. They tell us to go on without them and to call them in 15 minutes so that we can meet up. "Actually make that 20!"

It is clear that they are going back in the house to have sex.

I dreamt that for some reason I was trying on one of Yu Lee's dresses, and at that moment one of her old school friends came round so Yu Lee made me hide in her bed. After her friend left Yu Lee made me take my nap on the floor for some reason.

At 4:40am this morning I woke up from a dream. I dreamt that my mum and Yu Lee found a massive spider in the kitchen and put a glass on it. I lifted up one edge of the glass to slide in a piece of card and suddenly the spider was gone. I had lots of spider webs in my hair and I was trying to find the spider, and thought it was on me somewhere.

I was dreaming that I was in Spain, visiting my dad, and I had been at a bar drinking. We all went back to my dad's house and there were a lot of people in the front room, drinking and talking, and my brother was there too.

The layout of the house was completely different to real life, and the living room opened out into a very narrow kitchen - it seemed more like a corridor with kitchen appliances in it.

I was standing in the kitchen with Yu Lee, when all of a sudden my brother came through the door and said "I feel really sick". He staggered into the kitchen, and just about made it to the sink where he threw up, and then immediately collapsed on the floor and puked some more. At that moment Dad walked in and said "Have you seen what he's just done on the floor in there?" and I woke up feeling hot, sweaty and thirsty!

The first part of this dream was about me and Yu Lee playing badminton. The dream world was a bit futuristic.

Me and Yu Lee got to the court we'd booked and Yu Lee realised that she had forgotten her badminton racket. We looked through a box with kit in it but there was only one decent racket left so we decided to pop back home and get another racket.

When we got home we couldn't find Yu Lee's racket and we didn't have much time so we asked Cif and Yada if we could borrow theirs. They agreed and lent us 2 rackets, and said that if we wanted to get back to the badminton court quickly we should catch the bus with them.

Me and Yu Lee were sitting upstairs at the back of the bus and Cif and Yada were sitting immediately in front of us. There was a window in the roof of the bus directly above us.

In this dream, part of the journey involved driving above a waterway. When we were approaching this bit of the journey the bus suddenly sped up for no reason. I was a little bit scared, and soon the bus reached the water. By this time it was going too fast and the bus shot off the road and into the water.

Everyone on board the bus was screaming and the bus was filling up with water. A few seconds later we were completely submerged and swam upwards and out of the (now broken) window in the roof of the bus.

Cif and Yada were at the surface now and the bus was slowly sinking further under water. I grabbed something from out of the bus as it sank out of reach. It was the badminton rackets.

I gave them back to Cif and Yada but Yu Lee was nowhere. We started swimming for the shore and I burst into tears.

After a few minutes of swimming I realised that I wouldn't be able to get to the shore. There were a number of column like structures poking out of the water, so I headed for one of those. I called out to Cif and Yada and they followed.

When I eventually reached one of the structures, I climbed out of the water and looked back. I could see sharks in the water.

Around this point I woke up. At the time I thought it was real but now I realise that it was a false awakening.

When I woke up I was crying my eyes out and I looked at Yu Lee and she was crying too. I asked her if she had the same dream and she said "yes."

I asked her where she was and she told me that she was very scared and didn't move from her seat. I told her I could have saved her but it happened too fast. This is the last thing I remember before waking up for real.

Me and Yu Lee are in town (Coventry?) and it is very busy. There is some kind of event on.

We are inside a shopping centre and there is a big tent like structure that we walk past, and the people inside are drunk and playing some kind of game. I don't really know what they are doing but through a gap in the wall I can see a woman with a microphone saying "Open your eyes now," and there are several naked men in there cupping their genitals in their hands. Yu Lee makes some kind of comment about how men just like to be naked together.

Me and Yu Lee walk towards the exit but there is a barrier with a whiteboard next to it. Everyone has to sign out on the board before they can leave and there are two blokes in the queue in front of us. Each of the men has a marker in their hands but instead of just signing out they insist on pissing about and drawing rude pictures on the board.

By the time they actually sign out both of the pens have run out of ink. The men are very drunk, and one of them calls over to the receptionist to let them out. It turns out that Mrs. Scargill is behind the counter. I remember thinking "I just want to get out but these dickheads are holding me up."

Also, in an earlier part of the dream I got a new job.

This dream was all about playing a new platform game released in the Commander Keen series. Me, Yu Lee and Shivani were all playing it but Shivani was absolutely useless. I kept trying to make her play from the beginning but she kept loading up my saved game because I had a cool sword.