I was visiting my mum and she was living in the house I grew up in. My brother was there but my mum wasn't, and Yu Lee was with me.

I'm not sure who invited her but after a little while a fat girl came to the house and someone commented that they "knew what was going to happen". A bit later my brother started making out with the fat girl, and then they announced that they were "going up stairs".

I don't understand why but they decided that they were going to go to my room, and my bed wasn't made because no one had been living in there so I followed them upstairs. First I told them to make the bed but then when it was clear that they weren't going to do this I went in after them, and while they were kissing quickly put a sheet on the bed.

At that point my alarm went off and woke me up.

I was dreaming about buying a new computer.

Yu Lee needed a new computer and bought one, and then I decided that I wanted one too so I made sure to buy the next model up so that mine could be better than hers! I was trying really hard to find one that didn't have Windows 8 on it, and when I tried out Windows in the shop it had a weird interface and looked very old fashioned.

I dreamt that I was in China on a work trip, and Yu Lee was with me. I can't really remember what work related stuff I did but I remember being in a hotel.

We had stayed in the hotel over night and when we went to pay the bill in the morning the girl tried to charge us about 4 times the expected price. I argued with her (her English was good but her accent was terrible) and eventually we realised that it was because we checked in on a Thursday, and when we checked in we said we were going to stay until Monday, but we were checking out on Friday so we only wanted to pay for 1 night. She agreed to this and everything was fine after that.

It seemed to make a lot of sense at the time but now it seems like bollocks!

The first half of my dream had me and Yu Lee playing a zombie game (like resident evil) but we weren't really playing it on a computer but acting it out. We were shooting zombies and I ran out of ammo fighting 2 especially fat zombies. In the end I killed them by picking up a big lump of metal and throwing at them in such a way that it knocked them over and landed on their necks, snapping them.

After that we were back in the real world at someone's house. They were family or close friends and had a big family.

Someone said "I have an announcement" and the mum said "everyone to the duvet room". We went upstairs and there was a small bedroom with duvets all over the place and everyone huddled round on the floor, but people just kept pouring in and eventually there must have been about 30 people, mainly children. I never got to see what the announcement was as I woke up.

Me and Yu Lee were in Spain on holiday and her sister was going to visit with her husband. We were going to walk from our hotel to Madrid to eat something.

When they got to us they had a baby with them and it was sick so we had to drive to Addenbrooke's Hospital (which is in Cambridge) and it was a lovely old red brick Victorian building (unlike real life). On the way there we saw a man with someone bent over a car hitting them, and it turned out to be a woman he was beating up. I shouted at him and he ran and jumped on the back of our car which was a convertible. I punched him in the face a few times and he fell off, then immediately started vomiting on the floor. His friend came and followed us into the hospital and the nurse told him off for being drunk.

In my dream Yu Lee suddenly had a baby. I was surprised because she didn't look pregnant at all, although I remember thinking that she had seemed to put on a little weight. I asked how she could be pregnant and not know and she said that she had known for a few weeks but for some reason she didn't tell me.

I vaguely remember dreaming about being at Lucía's house (my neighbour) with Yu Lee.

While I was dozing in the morning I had a very strange dream about being in a kitchen with 3 different stoves, and cooking a very strange breakfast for everyone. Part of the breakfast was a nice peach and layers pellets (chicken feed) smoothy!

I spent ages cooking the breakfast, and I was getting stressed at having so many pans on the stoves (with a total of 12 rings). When I finally dished up breakfast everyone else had given up and eaten already but Yu Lee tasted my milkshake...

I dreamt about trying to teach Yu Lee about different key signatures on the piano.

In my dream, for some reason I was in the student union of a university, and I was meeting up with Nobuo Uematsu, the Japanese composer that wrote the music for final fantasy (this is the music I have been playing on my piano so it is obviously on my mind). For some reason when I met him he was speaking Spanish!

I wanted to get some drinks in but I didn't want to lose my table so I asked Yu Lee to get them, but she wouldn't. I asked why and she said she had to meet her friend, so I called her a bitch and she walked off in a strop and then I woke up to my alarm.