I dreamt that me and Yu Lee were in a swimming pool with lots of other people and the girls were all topless. We were sitting on a step in the corner of the pool, and then we went for a swim. When we came back to our step another couple were heading towards the same spot so we sped up and got there first.

I remember the other guy getting angry with me and I thought he was trying to start a fight.

I dreamt that I was staying at one of my Spanish friends' house while she was out, so that I could make sure she didn't get burgled. She told me to help myself to anything I wanted.

Yu Lee and my brother were there with me, and there was a fruit machine type of thing in her house. My brother found a box with some change in it and he spent it all in the fruit machine, and won loads of change (mainly 1 and 2 pence pieces) back and put it back in the box.

When my friend got back she told him that she didn't want all of the change.

I dreamt that we'd been offered another house, and the estate agent said that it was the same price, and if we wanted it we could swap our house for it and not have to pay any of the fees or tax again.

Me and Yu Lee went to look at the house and we both agreed that it made sense to make the switch, so we moved again into the new house and someone else got our house.

As soon as we got there we realised we'd made a big mistake! There were mice running around everywhere, the neighbourhood was dodgy and the neighbours were horrible. We wanted to move back but it was too late already.

I dreamt that we went to our old house to drop off some documents to the new owner. When we got there it was a building site at the front of the house as he was building another extension. He told us that he'd made a few changes and that we wouldn't recognise the place, and asked us if we'd like to look around.

We took him up on his offer, and when he showed us round it was like a completely different house inside! It was a lot bigger than before, and the layout was completely different, and the decoration was like you'd expect inside a very expensive property.

Me and Yu Lee both agreed that it was nice to see that it had changed because it didn't feel like someone else was living in our house.

After about 1.5 hours of sleep I woke up naturally from a dream. I dreamt that I was Spider-Man (?) and that Yu Lee's mum was in a house which was about to be terrorised by a giant robot spider. I eventually convinced her to get in the car and then drove her away to safety after a brief argument with Yu Lee about who was going to drive.

I dreamt that me and Yu Lee were going somewhere far in the car, and Yu Lee was getting fed up of driving. I told her I could drive if she wanted me to because although I haven't passed my test I can drive as long as she is in the car with me.

We stopped at a pub for lunch and I bought a beer without thinking and started to drink it. Yu Lee said something about how I was supposed to be driving afterwards and I said that I'd forgotten. Then we realised that I couldn't drive anyway because I wasn't insured and I'm not allowed to drive on the motorway.

Later I was with someone called Alex that I went to school with (he is Romanian). He had some medicine and asked if I would like to try some. I put one of his pills in my mouth and it tasted sweet. I asked what it was and he said it was a painkiller, so I said I didn't want it and spat it out.

There was a piece missing where I had nibbled a corner of it off, and the tip of my tongue went numb where it had touched the inside of the pill. He took it off of me and ate it.

I was with Yu Lee and my Dad in either the sea or a swimming pool. Someone had died and we were floating them in the water as a kind of funeral. I pulled out their neck tie and placed it on them and Yu Lee said it was a good idea. My dad cupped his hands with his thumbs together in the middle and started to sing a silly song.

I was visiting my mum and she was living in the house I grew up in. My brother was there but my mum wasn't, and Yu Lee was with me.

I'm not sure who invited her but after a little while a fat girl came to the house and someone commented that they "knew what was going to happen". A bit later my brother started making out with the fat girl, and then they announced that they were "going up stairs".

I don't understand why but they decided that they were going to go to my room, and my bed wasn't made because no one had been living in there so I followed them upstairs. First I told them to make the bed but then when it was clear that they weren't going to do this I went in after them, and while they were kissing quickly put a sheet on the bed.

At that point my alarm went off and woke me up.

I was dreaming about buying a new computer.

Yu Lee needed a new computer and bought one, and then I decided that I wanted one too so I made sure to buy the next model up so that mine could be better than hers! I was trying really hard to find one that didn't have Windows 8 on it, and when I tried out Windows in the shop it had a weird interface and looked very old fashioned.

I dreamt that I was in China on a work trip, and Yu Lee was with me. I can't really remember what work related stuff I did but I remember being in a hotel.

We had stayed in the hotel over night and when we went to pay the bill in the morning the girl tried to charge us about 4 times the expected price. I argued with her (her English was good but her accent was terrible) and eventually we realised that it was because we checked in on a Thursday, and when we checked in we said we were going to stay until Monday, but we were checking out on Friday so we only wanted to pay for 1 night. She agreed to this and everything was fine after that.

It seemed to make a lot of sense at the time but now it seems like bollocks!