In this dream I was still going out with Lauryn. Me, Bob, Lauryn and Ben had been out for the day. We had all been drinking and Lauryn bought some special paints for painting your nipples a different colour.

We were all sitting in the living room (at York Avenue) and I was sitting on the sofa next to Lauryn. Lauryn asked if anyone minded if she tried out her nipple paints and I said that I did mind because they stink. She said she was going to do it anyway so I nicked one of the paints. It was a primer or something and you had to do it first so the others were useless without it.

She started whinging at me to give it back and I got pissed off and said "What's the point of asking if anyone minded if you do something if you are just going to do it anyway when someone says no?"

Next she called Bob over and told him to make me give it back to her. He said "Shall I punch him?" and she said "Yes," so he was like "What, right here?" pointing at my shoulder. She said "Yes," so he pulled back his fist, but instead of punching me he punched her in the arm and said "Whoops!"

I banged knuckles with him and said "Safe Bob!" She got upset and then I woke up.

Me and Yu Lee were playing some kind of computer game in this dream. We were actually inside the game though.

The first level involved climbing down a cliff on what seemed to be an alien planet. It was basically like climbing down a climbing wall.

Yu Lee had done it before so she guided me through it and we climbed down the cliff which was covered in vegetation. There were all sorts of flying creatures around.

When we go quite a way down the cliff, Yu Lee blasted a hole in the cliff face with a grenade. Inside the hole was a building with bedrooms and a communal room with a pool table and a table football table. They weren't normal tables though, and the balls were weird.

We chilled out there for a while, and Bob, Shivani and Nisha were there. Yu Lee went in a bedroom with the girls and I tried to play pool with Bob.

After a while some men with guns came in and said that they were Romanian soldiers, and that our guns couldn't hurt them. They tried to sell me some cigarettes but I wasn't interested.

After a while they put their guns on the table and went into another room. I stole their guns and tried to shoot them, but the bullets wouldn't work. I saved my game and then tried to shoot Yu Lee to see if the guns actually worked. She immediately slumped back in her chair with lots of bullet wounds down her front.

The soldiers were angry and one of them told me that even if I load my game she still might have some bullets inside her. All of a sudden Yu Lee moved and the solider said "Oh shit she's still alive." He told me to hurry up and load my saved game, but when I tried to load it it said that it couldn't decrypt the file as it was from an earlier version of the game. The soldiers didn't know what to do either.

I only remember the end of the dream.

I am visiting home and when I get there Mum has told me that Bob threw up the previous night.

When I arrive at home someone is talking to Bob and saying "Were you sick again this morning?" and he said "yes". I asked him about it and he said he drunk too much last night and puked. Then he said this morning he woke up and was starving and he was going to "enjoy being hungry". Then he had a "phat fry-up" and was thinking how much he was enjoying it when he suddenly felt sick and made a dash for the toilet and threw it back up.

I said "I bet that was horrible throwing up all of that fried food" and he said it was.

I don't remember exactly what else I said but I think I was telling him how to avoid puking.

Me and Robert (my brother) are round my dad’s house for the day. Robert wants to make a phone call, but his battery on his phone is flat so he asks to use my dad's. My dad agrees to this so Robert uses his phone. When he finishes the call, he’s in a bad mood, and wants to annoy my dad, so he purposefully drops the phone on the floor breaking it. My dad’s response to this is to beat him up, punching him round the head until he falls down, unconscious.

(note : this is weird because my dad’s never hit either of us in real life.)