I was at Wilkinsons with a mixture of uni people and home people. Yu Lee and Jack were definitely there and Nick called to say that he couldn't make it.

All of the boys had picked up big cuddly whales for their girlfriends, so I asked Yu Lee if she wanted one and she said "yes". I told her I knew where there was a bigger selection and we went to a bin filled with lots of different whales.

Suddenly an alarm goes off, and I realise that we are out the back in the store room. I panic and wake up.

I remember at one point I found cuddly foetuses too!

I had a weird dream about a sport where there are two teams, and the objective of the game is to get a beach ball in your opponents goal. Because beach balls are very big and light, you can't really pass them.

The way that the game played out was that one guy would get the ball at the start, and in our game this was me. Then everyone on the other team would be going for me so everyone on my team would tackle them and take them to the floor. This meant everyone on the other team was taken down apart from the goalie.

I had to run across the pitch and get the ball past the goalie, which I achieved at least twice.

I only remember this dream vaguely.

I had another girl on the go as well as Yu Lee. The thing is I got the other girl pregnant so I couldn't break it off with her.

I remember writing a letter to the other girl. I wrote "I love you" on it but tore it up because I didn't love her.

5th dream of the night!

In this dream my dad was teaching me how to fly a plane.

The pane was small and white with a single seat and a propeller. The runway was on a kind of plateau with a steep slope down just after the end of the runway.

Dad seemed to think that the best way for me to learn how to fly would be to just have a go. I explained to him that I thought I could manage take-off and flying around in the sky, but I didn't think I could do a landing. He said there was nothing to it, that I just had to put my flaps up and slow down, and make sure not to come down too steep.

One of my concerns was that I would overshoot the runway and fall down the hill.

I had a dream about playing The Legend of Zelda. As with all of my other computer game dreams I was actually in the game, although it did seem to switch to me viewing a 2D game at some points.

Nothing of any particular interest happened in this dream.

One interesting feature of the game was that there was an estate agent in the first village where you start off. From here you could view all of the areas of the game apart from a few that had to be unlocked. In each area there were a number of properties that your character could buy, each with its own perks such as unique treasure.

The cheapest houses had nothing apart from a place to save and rest. The cheapest were in small villages, the average priced houses were in the more interesting locations like a desert with a church that was a special holy place.

The most expensive houses were on a map called 'Canary Islands' and it was literally made to look like the canary islands. On that map were very big mansions and some of them had special items. One of them had a big spiky club thing call something like "mega bowser" and it added 20 points onto your attack.

In this dream I was still going out with Lauryn. Me, Bob, Lauryn and Ben had been out for the day. We had all been drinking and Lauryn bought some special paints for painting your nipples a different colour.

We were all sitting in the living room (at York Avenue) and I was sitting on the sofa next to Lauryn. Lauryn asked if anyone minded if she tried out her nipple paints and I said that I did mind because they stink. She said she was going to do it anyway so I nicked one of the paints. It was a primer or something and you had to do it first so the others were useless without it.

She started whinging at me to give it back and I got pissed off and said "What's the point of asking if anyone minded if you do something if you are just going to do it anyway when someone says no?"

Next she called Bob over and told him to make me give it back to her. He said "Shall I punch him?" and she said "Yes," so he was like "What, right here?" pointing at my shoulder. She said "Yes," so he pulled back his fist, but instead of punching me he punched her in the arm and said "Whoops!"

I banged knuckles with him and said "Safe Bob!" She got upset and then I woke up.

This dream was all about playing a new platform game released in the Commander Keen series. Me, Yu Lee and Shivani were all playing it but Shivani was absolutely useless. I kept trying to make her play from the beginning but she kept loading up my saved game because I had a cool sword.

This dream was set in a futuristic world where everything revolves around ID cards. I got the impression that it was fictitious and that maybe I was reading it all in a book.

I think the dream was about some ongoing thing with animal rights protesters. The bit of the story that I saw was about some guy who worked with animals who got fucked over. Someone got hold of his identity cards and passwords and landed him in a load of shit. I think they got his password out of a photocopier that he signed into and didn't sign out.

Most of the dream took place in his office and there was a talking bear in there. The door was locked and he got in and out through the windows. The window that he left unlocked had the bear behind it, guarding it.

I was investigating the whole thing and I was on the guy's side, telling him how to avoid ID fraud and figuring out how it happened.

The dream seemed pretty well thought out.

Me and Yu Lee are in town (Coventry?) and it is very busy. There is some kind of event on.

We are inside a shopping centre and there is a big tent like structure that we walk past, and the people inside are drunk and playing some kind of game. I don't really know what they are doing but through a gap in the wall I can see a woman with a microphone saying "Open your eyes now," and there are several naked men in there cupping their genitals in their hands. Yu Lee makes some kind of comment about how men just like to be naked together.

Me and Yu Lee walk towards the exit but there is a barrier with a whiteboard next to it. Everyone has to sign out on the board before they can leave and there are two blokes in the queue in front of us. Each of the men has a marker in their hands but instead of just signing out they insist on pissing about and drawing rude pictures on the board.

By the time they actually sign out both of the pens have run out of ink. The men are very drunk, and one of them calls over to the receptionist to let them out. It turns out that Mrs. Scargill is behind the counter. I remember thinking "I just want to get out but these dickheads are holding me up."

Also, in an earlier part of the dream I got a new job.

This dream was very bizarre.

Basically I was back in Slough and I was covering for Jane Cable (Rod's mum). In my dream she was working in a college and I had to do something in her room and then lock up at closing time. It came to closing time and I left but then I realised that I'd forgotten to lock the door.

I searched everywhere, but I couldn't find my way back to the room. I tried asking members of staff but none of them knew where it was.

Eventually I found a fat girl on roller-skates who said she knew where it was. She led the way and it was confusing. We had to go through this kind of maze of ramps. Then I woke up.