About 5 minutes before the alarm was due I was having a very vivid dream, when I suddenly heard music playing which woke me up. The music was loud enough for me to make out the tune, and as I woke up I remember thinking 'wow next door are playing their music loud'. As I became more and more awake, the music faded out and I realised that it was just part of my dream!

I was dreaming that I was in Spain, visiting my dad, and I had been at a bar drinking. We all went back to my dad's house and there were a lot of people in the front room, drinking and talking, and my brother was there too.

The layout of the house was completely different to real life, and the living room opened out into a very narrow kitchen - it seemed more like a corridor with kitchen appliances in it.

I was standing in the kitchen with Yu Lee, when all of a sudden my brother came through the door and said "I feel really sick". He staggered into the kitchen, and just about made it to the sink where he threw up, and then immediately collapsed on the floor and puked some more. At that moment Dad walked in and said "Have you seen what he's just done on the floor in there?" and I woke up feeling hot, sweaty and thirsty!

At 4:40am this morning I woke up from a dream. I dreamt that my mum and Yu Lee found a massive spider in the kitchen and put a glass on it. I lifted up one edge of the glass to slide in a piece of card and suddenly the spider was gone. I had lots of spider webs in my hair and I was trying to find the spider, and thought it was on me somewhere.

I dreamt that I was back at university, with a mixture of people from my school and my current work. I remember it being between lectures and I wanted a cup of tea, but my friends needed to go to the toilet and there was a massive queue.

We were visiting a seaside town and we met some people, and somehow we ended up back at their house. They gave us the guided tour and it was a massive 4 floor town house with a café on the ground floor that served up gazpacho soup!

I was having a long and vivid dream about being at work and making a major change that affected everything. The weird thing was that instead of programming to make the change, the whole office was a massive machine with huge pipes and I had to divert the flow of water.

This dream had our systems implemented as something half way between programming and plumbing and it was weird! It's tiring having to fix bugs when it involves running around an enormous complex fixing leaks!

I dreamt that I was in the back of a car with my brother and one of my work mates (someone else was driving). My brother was sleeping and talking in his sleep, when all of a sudden he climbed into the back and straddled my friend. It was clear from what he was saying that he was dreaming about going to the toilet and he unzipped his trousers pointing in the direction of my friends face.

By this time we were all shouting for him to stop and my friend was pushing him off, and eventually he woke up. I said something like "That was close" and my friend said "Close? My face is wet that was more than close". My brother was apologising.

I had a vivid dream about having an alternate reality that I could get to through a wardrobe in my house, and woke up naturally after the dream.

I dreamt that for some reason I was trying on one of Yu Lee's dresses, and at that moment one of her old school friends came round so Yu Lee made me hide in her bed. After her friend left Yu Lee made me take my nap on the floor for some reason.

I have moved house into some kind of shared housing and it is my first day there. I have been given a small room, and everyone else has learning disabilities. They have asked me to be in charge of things, and said I can have a bigger and better room if I do this, and have my own supply of food.

We all ate dinner together on the first night, and the next morning I decided to accept and be in charge.

It's morning now and we are having a cooked breakfast. I am looking for something to drink when I find a bottle of beer on the side. I open it and drink some, and it tastes like a cold can of Newcastle Brown Ale. It was fridge cold, even though it was not in the fridge.

Later we are having a group sex education lesson, which seems to have a drama element to it. We are all in a large common room with a small kitchen area, and game machines such as arcade games and table football all around the edges.

We are asked to do a series of exercises, and after each one the instructor asks some of us some questions. The first exercise was something simple, and the instructor asked one of the other house mates some questions but I wasn't really paying attention.

I remember seeing the Bolivian girl from my work (WorldPay) there, and thinking she is too normal to be there, and that she looked really pretty.

The next task is to act out a sexual fantasy that is on our mind. People are doing all sorts of crazy shit, and one guy has his erect penis poking out through his flies.

I think "this is really stupid" but I decide to play along and grab a Dyson vacuum cleaner and put it on my crotch.

After the exercise, the instructor is talking again and says that it is interesting to note that "every piece of equipment was used during the exercise." She says that 2 of us were actually sexual, and implies that I was one of them, which I think is stupid as I was just playing along. I now notice that I have an erection.

At some point during the exercise, one of the guys was just standing by the table football doing nothing, and asked me if he should get Windows Vista black edition of blue edition. I told him that I didn't care.

The dream had a strange emotion of being in a new, unfamiliar place, and reminded me of the start of university or a new job.