I dreamt that I lived near a school. In one of the rooms of my house, I had a red sofa, and next to the arm of the sofa was a big square window overlooking the school playground. I had 4 water pistols loaded up and leaning on the edge of arm of the sofa, so that I could lay on the sofa and shoot the children out of the window.

When the children came out I started shooting them, and they would look up at me and run off. One time I shot a load of water really high into the sky, then I shouted "look up!" at the children. They looked up just in time for the water to come splashing down on their faces!

I dreamt that I was a lot younger than I am now, and me and "my girlfriend", and I say it like that because I'm not sure if it was Yu Lee or my ex-girlfriend Lauryn (or a mixture of them both) were on some kind of summer camp. We were in a large building, and at the first part of the dream that I remember we were 3 or 4 floors up in a large canteen getting some lunch. I was queuing up when "my girlfriend" called me over.

I went over to her and she peeled down the corner of her t-shirt, and showed me a mole on the side of her breast. She said she couldn't remember having a mole quite like that before and was going to get it checked out. The mole was the same width as a normal mole, but about 5 times longer, and looked kind of like a brown crayon line on the side of her breast.

She went upstairs to the nurse and I continued eating.

A while later, someone told me that my girlfriend was looking for me and I went upstairs to meet her. It turned out to be nothing.

I remember very little of this dream, but I was staying at my mum's house and it was very late at night. The house was totally different to her house in real life, and seemed more like a palace than a house.

We were sitting downstairs and my mum was looking very tired. I told her that she didn't need to stay up for my benefit, but she said that she wanted to stay up.

The only other thing I remember was going to Cambridge city centre in the middle of the night. When I got there I saw a girl walking past and approached her and asked her for the time. She was very pretty, but looked like she had been crying, and I somehow knew that she was a prostitute.

The girl just looked at me before she walked off. I said "good night" to her as she walked away.

First of all, I'm pretty sure I had a false awakening in my dream at some point because I remember waking up, looking at the clock, seeing that it was 6:40am and recording the end of my sleep.

When I woke up after my dream, I went to edit the sleep and change the end time, but I hadn't recorded the end of my sleep yet, so I must have dreamt that.

In my dream me and Yu Lee were at university and living in university accommodation. I was waiting for Yu Lee to do something, but after what felt like a long time I gave up and went back to my room.

It must have been the last day before the holidays because we had packed up all of our stuff and had to go back home. When I got to my building someone told me that the lady in charge of the rooms was in my room and wanted to speak to me.

I went to my room and the lady told me that I had left a tray in my room that wasn't clean. I picked it up and blew all of the crumbs off of it and told her that it was now clean. She said that it wasn't good enough, and I had to use floor cleaner to clean it properly. I told her "I'd recommend telling this to someone who actually gives a shit."

She didn't look too happy! I left the building and went on my way.

I don't remember this dream very well.

For some reason I had to go with Yu Lee to her work, and one of her work mates was giving us a lift. When the car turned up there were two people inside already, and we all headed off to her work.

We took a different route there, and I remember thinking that the car was driving ridiculously fast. The road was a single lane and was highly cambered and had quite a few cracks in it. It felt more like a track than a road.

The road cut through the countryside, so there was nothing around apart from fields. We went so fast that it felt like some kind of fairground ride, and I remember thinking that the driver wouldn't be able to stop in time if someone was coming the other way.

When we got there, the building was like an old stately home. For some reason we had a room inside, which was like a large, luxurious hotel room. I don't remember exactly what was going on but we were all in our room and I had to try on some strange trousers. When I tried them on they didn't fit so I changed back.

There was also something about some kind of secret, but I really don't remember what it was now. This is all I remember.

We are visiting Zen, but in the dream he lives somewhere else (i.e. not Canterbury). The weather is really nice with a clear blue sky, but I'm aware of the fact that it's getting dark early, and I don't want summer to end.

Ai Seng is with a man that I haven't seen before, and when I say "with", I mean they seem to be in some kind of relationship. He's younger than she is, kind of scruffy, and they don't seem to be very well matched. Throughout the day I have hardly spoken to him but Ai Seng tells me that he will give me a lift home so that I don't have to get the train.

We walk to the spot where his car is parked, in some kind of car park. I see a crappy looking three seater van and realise that is what he drives, and he's parked it really close to the wall, so he tells me he will back it out to give me more room to get in the passenger's side. I hang back and wait, but somehow Ai Seng manages to squeeze in the tiny gap and get inside before he's moved it.

I stand there waiting for a little while, but he's not moving the van, and then I look inside and see them kissing. It's very uncomfortable looking, and I can tell that Ai Seng is just going along with it. She eventually pulls away and he reverses the van and I get inside.

The whole time I'm talking to this guy, I get the feeling that he is very manipulative, and keeps trying to control Ai Seng and make her do things that she doesn't want to (not serious things, but little things). He also keeps calling her pet-names like "cutie pie" and I remember thinking "please stop before I'm sick".

After a few minutes in the van he starts asking where my house is, and when I tell him he says "I can drop you at the train station instead, how about that?" He says it in a joking manner, but I can tell he really doesn't want to take me all of the way back home.

The only other thing I remember is talking in the van, and saying that I hate the winter and want to go somewhere warm like Australia for a few of the coldest months here. I say that I could work there, and Ai Seng totally doesn't get it, and says something like "Yeah you could maybe work in HR or something." I have to explain that I can work on my business anywhere that has internet.

Yu Lee's dad was moving an engine from one car to another. To make life easier, he'd sawn the engine in half so that it could be lifted in two parts.

I moved the engine over, one half at a time, and as I moved part of it some of the wires hanging out of it made contact and an electric motor inside started spinning. I remember wondering how this was possible as it wasn't connected to a battery.

When I'd put the engine in the other car, someone was explaining to me how the blue wire was the 'bank account wire', and that it was used to charge someone's bank account automatically.

I dreamt the we were at a stately home with a massive walled garden with fruit and vegetables growing in it. We were doing some kind of activity which involved reading clues, and then trying to find the things that were growing in the garden.

One of the clues was to find where the black cherries were growing. We searched long and hard for them but couldn't find them, so Yu Lee decided to look it up on her phone. It turned out that the owner of the estate knew the actor that did the voice-over for Howl in Howl's Moving Castle, and that his mum was growing the cherries at another location.

This was the last thing that I remember happening before I woke up.

I only remember the last part of this dream.

I had some other people in the car, I think it was Yu Lee, Shivani and Nisha, and I was parking in a weird multi-storey carpark that I think has been in my dreams before.

I drove up the ramp onto one of the higher floors of the carpark, and I was about to cross the bridge (which they have on each floor) to the other section, when I noticed a set of wide spaces down a little ramp. For some reason I got out of the car and pushed it by the door whilst steering with my left hand.

As I got close to my space a man approached me and started talking to me. Before I could realise what was going on he'd popped open my bonnet and ripped some stickers off of the inside. "I've taken the stickers with the serial numbers and codes on them, so now you won't ever be able to claim on your insurance. Tell me the secret key for the engine," he demanded. I felt threatened, but I'm not sure why as he didn't have a weapon.

"I don't know the secret key, and even if I did I wouldn't tell you," I replied.

At that moment he started to do something which distracted him. I quickly pushed the car round in a circle and back the way I came, and then pushed it into a lift. The man notices and started to run towards me just as the doors closed and I pressed the 'down' button.

As the lift started to move (with the car inside it) I woke up.

I dreamt that I was trying to organise some kind of ceremony. I can't really remember all of the details, but for some reason Lucía (my Spanish next door neighbour from my old house) and Yu Lee's mum were going to be there, and I was trying to get them to meet each other.

There were a lot of things going on, but the whole time I was distracted by an odd feeling in my mouth, like some of my back teeth were too close together and pressing on each other, and I kept pressing on them with my tongue to try and relieve the pressure.

I was pressing my tongue against my tooth when all of a sudden the pressure disappeared completely. At first I was relieved, but then I realised that one of the teeth that was uncomfortable was now very wobbly, and then when I pressed it with my tongue it came completely loose and was just sitting in my mouth. I put my fingers in my mouth and grabbed it and pulled it out, and a perfect molar tooth complete with a very large root came out.

I was pretty horrified that my tooth had come out, but there was nothing that I could do about it so I carried on with the preparations. Then, a little while later I felt another one of my teeth go loose again. This time I was being very careful not to push it with my tongue, but eventually it fell out of the socket and was laying across the back of my mouth. Although the tooth was completely loose, I had a feeling that it was still attached by the nerve / blood vessel.

The panic from loosing another tooth woke me up.