I dreamt I was in a place that was a cross between work and university.

During my dream I tested out a recumbent bicycle when I thought it was work time, then went to the office and realised it was a weekend. I went to a top floor meeting room and started talking which annoyed the receptionist, and later found out that she was annoyed with me because a group of female Chinese monks were having a party thrown in their honour, and that they were not allowed to hear people talking and hadn't heard a voice for years.

I later met the receptionist and apologised and moaned at her about how someone could have sent round an email warning us, but it ended up with us flirting and her slapping my arse. I couldn't find my friends and eventually ended up ranting about how it was Saturday night and no one was on campus because they were all too busy riding recumbent bicycles (?) and doing ball room dancing and other boring grown up things. Then I made a very rude comment to a long blonde haired, muscly wrestler looking guy called Seb. He got very angry and I thought he was going to hit me, and I started to apologise and he said "we don't talk when I'm angry" so I asked if I could find him tomorrow to explain what a dick I was and he seemed happy with that...

And I'm sure a load of other weird things happened too!

In the night I had a very strange dream about someone breaking into the house right in front of me. We were in the the house and someone came and removed all the locks from all of the doors so that they wouldn't even close properly, and stole a few things from the house. They weren't valuable things and I felt they were doing it to just wind me up. I called the police and they weren't very helpful, so I told them that I had a kitchen knife in my hand and I would simply kill them if they came back. They hung up, and I dialled 999 again a few minutes later and it put me straight through to a lock smith!

In my dream Yu Lee suddenly had a baby. I was surprised because she didn't look pregnant at all, although I remember thinking that she had seemed to put on a little weight. I asked how she could be pregnant and not know and she said that she had known for a few weeks but for some reason she didn't tell me.

I woke up from a strange dream which was a mixture between work and school. I was with my work mates working on something but it seemed to be in a common room from a school, and someone was playing final fantasy music on their phone.

I vaguely remember dreaming about being at Lucía's house (my neighbour) with Yu Lee.

I dreamt that my mum had another boyfriend (in addition to my step-dad) who she was technically still seeing, but he had been in a coma in hospital for years so she just never mentioned it. Suddenly he had woken up and had no one left apart from my mum so she had to collect him from the hospital and we had to meet him. She told me she was hoping he wouldn't wake up so she wouldn't have to deal with this!

While I was dozing in the morning I had a very strange dream about being in a kitchen with 3 different stoves, and cooking a very strange breakfast for everyone. Part of the breakfast was a nice peach and layers pellets (chicken feed) smoothy!

I spent ages cooking the breakfast, and I was getting stressed at having so many pans on the stoves (with a total of 12 rings). When I finally dished up breakfast everyone else had given up and eaten already but Yu Lee tasted my milkshake...

When I woke up I was dreaming, and it was a very complicated dream. All I remember about it is that it was related to a computer game I'm playing at the moment (Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup).

I dreamt about trying to teach Yu Lee about different key signatures on the piano.

I don't remember much about my dream but I remember talking in Spanish, and trying to call one of my Spanish friends, but instead accidentally calling Carlos from my work.