I dreamt that we were back at 35 York Avenue (for the second time this morning) and we were in the workshop at the bottom of the garden. The place was a mess and me and Yu Lee were tidying it up. The weird thing was that my bed was also in the workshop, so I guess we were living there.

When I was making the bed I noticed that there were some lumpy bits underneath the sheet so I lifted a section of the sheet up and looked inside. Underneath the sheet were hundreds of beetles, and they were pretty large, about 2cm long. The beetles scurried away when they saw the light and hid at the other end of the bed.

The main thing I remember thinking is that it was weird that I'd never noticed them before. I'd been sleeping on the bed and had never once felt the lumps or movement underneath the sheet.

At that moment someone called on of us (I don't remember who) on the phone and we had to go round the corner to the hair salon where Shaolin was going to cut our hair. We all left what we were doing and headed there together.

I don't remember exactly who was there but there were 5 or 6 of us. At least 2 other people were already there, waiting to get their hair cut, and so I was basically 8th in line to get my hair cut. I waited for a few minutes and then got really annoyed at having to waste so much time. I told the others to call me when I was next as it would only take a couple of minutes to get there.

I went back home to try and sort out my bed and finish tidying up. I don't remember anything else that happened.

In this dream we were at my mum's house at 35 York Avenue, except the house belonged to me and Yu Lee. We wanted to redo our kitchen so we'd hired a kitchen designer to come to the house for a consultation.

The kitchen designer was a lady in her mid-thirties with dark brown hair in a ponytail. When she arrived at the house we were doing something, so we asked her to wait in the hallway for a minute while we finished what we were doing in the front room. We got so distracted with what we were doing that we forgot all about the kitchen designer, and by the time we'd remembered 2 whole hours had passed.

I went into the hallway to see if she was still there, and she was laying on the floor sleeping. I called out to her a few times but she was sleeping really deeply, and in the end I had to shake her gently to wake her up. When she woke up she was a bit confused and embarrassed, and couldn't believe that she'd slept for 2 hours.

We all walked through into the kitchen, and at that moment something else happened in the front room again. We told her we'd be right back and left her in the kitchen to take care of whatever was happening. Once again we got distracted and ended up spending a lot of time in the front room, and when we got back another 2 hours had passed and the designer was asleep on the kitchen floor.

I woke her up again and told her that she must not be getting enough sleep. We started the consultation and the first thing that we said is that we really wanted a big range cooker. The lady told us that they only have 2 different types of built in oven, and we said that if that was the case then we weren't interested.

The lady looked annoyed at having spent over 4 hours at our house for no reason. She said something about having to work late because she had several other houses to visit.

I dreamt that I was in an apartment or an upstairs bedroom, and the building had a feeling of being in student accommodation. The window was open, and all of a sudden a small bird flew in through the window and started attacking me. Yu Lee helped me to get the bird off and I threw it back out of the window.

A few minutes later I was attacked again. This time the bird hit me quite hard and really hurt me. I was flailing my arms around trying to get it off of me, and after struggling for a few minutes I managed to throw it back out of the window again. When I looked up at it I realised it was a different bird, and this one looked like a pheasant.

I looked out of the window and noticed something on the outside windowsill: it was a crude nest with a notebook in it. I leaned out of the window and grabbed the notebook and pushed the bits of nest off over the edge. I was sure that after doing this the birds wouldn't return.

I can't remember what was written on the notebook any more.

I dreamt that a female dream character had a pet lamb. It was really small, about the size of a rabbit, and has quite long ears. It was definitely a lamb as it was covered in wool.

The dream character was walking her pet lamb and had it on a lead. She also had a white piece of cloth over the front of the lamb's face so that it couldn't look straight ahead. She said that it behaved better with this piece of clothe than without it.

The lamb was very energetic and was constantly running around and pulling on the lead, but was not very strong so it wasn't very difficult to control it. It was also quite affectionate and enjoyed being stroked.

I am upstairs in my bedroom, but it is not my current house. I'm pretty sure my mum is with me and we are looking out of the window.

In the distance we see a red kite swoop down at something, but then it flies back off out of site. We are talking about the red kite when all of a sudden it appears again.

This time a bird is flying past the window, less than a metre away from it, when all of a sudden the kite swoops down and grabs it in its claws. It then pecks at the bird and starts to eat it. I'm pretty sure it was hovering outside the window for a while when it was doing doing this, although I realise that's probably impossible.

Me and Mum look at each other and are both excited to have seen a kite taking another bird from so close.

There's an extension underneath the window, and the next thing we see is a cat walking along the extension towards the window. There's something wrong with the cat though, and it looks sick. It has clumps of fir missing and it's face is all messed up and weeping with puss. The cat walks into the window a couple of times and leaves loose hairs and puss all over the window before staggering off.

The next thing I remember is it being a while later and I'm walking somewhere. I walk over a bridge and suddenly I see Lauryn's dad walking in the opposite direction, and he sees me and comes over to say hello. We talk for a while and I tell him about the cat at the window, and ask his advice about how I can persuade the cat not to come near my window. He basically tells me the easiest way would be to shoot it with an air rifle, but that it might kill the cat so I might not want to do that.

I ask him how Lauryn is and he says that she's in some kind of trouble and that she needs me, and that I should go and find her. He never says exactly what's wrong but I get the feeling it is something to do with her living situation, more like she's not happy rather than being in any kind of danger.

A while later I find Lauryn in the street. She's wearing a fancy dress and looks stunning. I talk to her for a while and she gives me an awkward hug. She tells me that she's going to a party and that it's good to see me, and says we should meet up again and talk.

I don't remember much of this dream, but me and Yu Lee were in the car and Yu Lee was driving us somewhere. When we got to our destination it was difficult to find a place to park but eventually Yu Lee spotted somewhere.

She pulled over onto the "space" which was a paved area right next to a pond. The surface was paved in small, dark concrete tiles and was inclined gently towards the edge of the water, and was just about wide enough to fit the car on.

As soon as Yu Lee had pulled onto the space the car started to slide sideways, and in a couple of seconds the car was in the water, sinking towards the bottom of the surprisingly deep pond. We managed to get out and swim for the surface and I was telling Yu Lee how stupid she was for thinking that was actually a space.

I don't remember a lot of this dream.

I was in a house with quite a few people, and we were sitting around a dining table. For some reason we were putting on hazard suits, like the kind of suits someone would wear if they were treating people with some kind of contagious disease or were working with hazard materials in a lab.

I'm not sure why, but for some reason I had to take off my trousers before I could put on the hazard suit. I was trying to do this while sitting at the table, but when I pulled down my trousers my underwear came down with them. At first I thought it was all right because no one could see under the table, but then I realised there were some children sitting under the table and I panicked and tried to quickly pull my trousers up but they were tangled around my chair.

After struggling for a minute or so I gave up and threw my hazard suit on the table. The others sitting around the table got annoyed with me and said I'd contaminated everything but I told them I couldn't get my suit on anyway.

At that point one of the children under the table started being sick, and then the other children were sick too. We all left the room while the children's parents started cleaning them up.

This was one of those dreams where the dream world seemed to be half way between a video game and reality.

I was in Cambridge city centre, in the Grafton Centre, and we were playing a game about being zombies. If you were a zombie you had to find one of the humans and kill them and then they would become a zombie. If you were a human your job was basically to survive, and every time you killed a zombie they would respawn a bit further away and come hunting for you again.

Initially I think I was on the human team, but at some point I got stabbed by a zombie which meant that he respawned on the human team and I was turned into a zombie in his place. I don't remember much of the original battle, but at some point all of the humans had submachine guns, and then somehow I got one of them off of the humans and was using it to kill whole groups of them.

The last part of the dream that I remember was being back at home. I was still playing the game and I was still a zombie, and there was another person who was on the human team in my house. For some reason I felt that I couldn't risk attacking him there so I left the house and started roaming the streets looking for my next victim. I grabbed a weapon on my way out, but because I was avoiding the other guy I ended up just grabbing the first thing I could find which was a paring knife from the kitchen.

When I was walking around it was a nice sunny day and there were lots of people about. I remember seeing people in their front gardens mowing their lawns, and another guy getting things out of his garage. I was holding the paring knife and thinking about which one of the unsuspecting people I was going to stab so that they could take my place as a zombie and I could be human and stop playing. I started to wonder about the game, and if it was OK to play with people that weren't really playing. Then I started to wonder if stabbing them would even work in the game world, or if it would kill them in real life. I was starting to get nervous about doing it, but I really didn't want to be a zombie any more.

At that point the man who was in my house came walking past. The was marching quickly and talking to himself about how he was going to kill all of the zombies. The last thing I remember is running towards him to try and kill him.

I was with Rob Hendy from university and we were walking down the street. We were having a really silly conversation and Rob said something about "putting sellotape over his bum-hole". I said "when you pull it off it would pull all of the hairs out," and at that moment someone walking the other way obviously overheard what I'd said and looked at me.

The guy who was looking at me seemed strangely familiar, and it took me a couple of seconds to work out who it was but then I realised it was James from university, but he'd cut all of his hair off. He started walking with us, and at first we were all chatting, but then somehow me and James started wrestling in the street. It got more and more violent until he was picking me up and throwing me on the floor.

At the end of the dream we were still wrestling, but we'd moved on quite a lot further than the start of the dream. When I looked up I realised we were fighting in the Golden Hind car park, and I remember thinking that people would probably think we were drunk.

This dream was short because I was only asleep for a little while after turning off my alarm.

I dreamt that I was sending something out by email to a mailing list. After I'd sent the email I kept clicking the "get mail" button to see if I received id, so that I would know if it had worked or not.

Once I'd received the email I went into another room and David Erick Ramos was sitting at a desk. (He's a youtuber who posts videos of ocarina music.)

I started to talk to David in Italian, and it was really hard because I had to think about every single word to make sure that I said it correctly. I said something to him like "did you get my email," and he told me that he did, and that he'd been waiting for it so he was constantly clicking his "get mail button" so that he would see it straight away. Then I said "me too" and got excited while I tried to construct another sentence in Italian. What came out of my mouth was: "Ero imprimando el botón de nuevo y de nuevo." The first word, 'ero' means 'I was' in Italian. When I was saying the second word I was trying to figure out how to say 'pressing' but in the end I took the Spanish word for 'print' and messed with the ending. Then the rest of the sentence is Spanish. The sentence kind of says "I was printing the button again and again," but it doesn't really make much sense.

I got frustrated after that and said "Arrgh that was a horrible mix of Spanish and Italian," and David replied "Yeah it was really good, I loved it. I totally understood what you were saying."

I have no idea if he actually speaks Spanish or Italian in real life.