I don't remember much of this dream, but me and Yu Lee had just bought a new house and were getting some work done on it before we moved in. The house was single storey and had two bedrooms, one of which was about an average sized double bedroom and the other was pretty big and had an on-suite bathroom.

Yu Lee had pretty much decided that we were going to sleep in the smaller of the two rooms. The building work was mainly being done on the bedrooms, and after the builders had finished for the day I went to look at the two rooms. I couldn't understand why Yu Lee would want to sleep in the smaller room because the bigger one was clearly better.

I really don't remember much of this dream, but there were several people with me and we were having some kind of Spanish lesson.

In the class we'd had a competition to see who could find the quickest way of saying something, and I came second. After the competition I asked the teacher a question about my answer, and why I couldn't phrase it in a different, slightly shorter way. She told me that I could and I got annoyed with her because I'd only written it the longer way, and therefore lost the competition, because originally she'd told me I couldn't do it the shorter way.

In my dream we are on holiday in China, although it's more like it's "supposed" to be China but most aspects of it are really like Spain. I'm on holiday with Yu Lee and Ai Seng, and for some reason I have gone off on my own. I think I bumped into someone and started having a conversation in Spanish and they told me that they would meet me in the main square.

I talk to a Spanish lady on a boat in the river for a while. After a couple of minutes I feel like I should go back and meet up with the others so I make an excuse and leave, but on my way back I bump into someone else and have another conversation, until I make another excuse and leave again.

When I make it back to the square I easily find Ai Seng and Yu Lee and they are doing something, looking at the buildings and taking notes. I tell them that I ended my conversation by saying that I had to meet with Ai Seng for dinner.

The next thing I remember is going to get some dim sum. The others tell me that there are two places that sell excellent dumplings, and that they both sell exactly the same dumplings but one of them is significantly cheaper than the other. I ask why there's such a difference in price and they tell me that one place is basically posher and knows how to sell them better.

We enter the cheaper of the two dim sum restaurants and it's massive inside, more like a banquet hall than a restaurant. I don't remember seeing Ai Seng or Yu Lee for the rest of the dream, but there is a man with me and a couple of other boys who I assume are his sons.

At the front of the hall is a stage, and on the stage is a man with a microphone and a couple of other guys who I assume are just people visiting the restaurant. The guy with the microphone gives some dumplings to the other men and then asks them what they think of them. The men both say that the dumplings are delicious, and the host asks them if they are as good as the other dim sum restaurant. The whole thing seems really uncomfortable and I think to myself, "no wonder this restaurant is cheaper than the other one." The whole thing is a farce and makes the restaurant appear cheap and tacky.

While we are waiting in the queue the man who's with us starts to get agitated, saying that we look scruffy and that it's disrespectful to the locals. His sons have long hair and he makes them tie it up and makes them tuck their t-shirts into their trousers. He comes up to me and starts tucking my hair in behind my ears and trying to "neaten" me up.

By now he's getting really angry and a lot of the other people in the restaurant are looking at us. I look around and don't think the other people are particularly smart and can't understand why he's being like this.

Next he tries to make me tuck my t-shirt into my trousers and I finally snap and get really angry. I flick my hair out from behind my ears and put it back how it was at the start and ask him why he's doing this. I tell him that we all look ridiculous with our hair and t-shirts tucked in, and that nobody is dressed particularly smartly or cares how we are dressed.

At that moment a waiter walks past so I get his attention and ask him what the dress code is. He looks at me, with a distinctly "not amused" expression on his face and says "do whatever this man wants please, so that he can shut up."

I turn to the man who's with us again and raise my voice a little, arguing about why he always does this. I feel very frustrated that he gets so angry about silly things like this.

At this point I woke up with my heart pounding.

I'm with an older woman who is related to me in some way. It feels like she is a close relative, but is definitely not my mum.

For some reason, the lady is helping me set up a website for my business. We had decided to use "Browns" as the name of our business, and the lady tells me that she has got us two really good domain names: browns.de and another European country specific domain.

I argue with her for a while about how I don't want to have a .de domain because people will think we are a German company (and for some reason I keep referring to Germany as "Deutschland"), and I tell her that I've already got a much better domain name that we can use. She tells me that I must register for the two domains that she's found, otherwise someone else will register them and steal our business.

She shows me an order form for the two domains, and puts it in an envelope and hands it to me. She tells me I have to go and post it so that we can order the domains. I go downstairs and am actually quite annoyed by her interfering, and rant a little bit about it to the people downstairs. Then I rip the letter into shreds and put it in the dustbin.

I go over to my computer and my website is on the screen. I look at the address bar and it says "brownonlinesolutionslimited.com" and I suddenly think to myself that maybe it's not such a good domain name after all.

The only other thing I remember about this dream is calling my ex-girlfriend, Lauryn, on the telephone. I talk to her for a while, and then I stop getting a reply. I say into the phone "You've fallen asleep, haven't you?" I hang up and call her back, hoping that the ringtone will wake her up, but this time she doesn't answer at all and I wonder what's happened to her.

This dream was short because I was only asleep for a little while after turning off my alarm.

I dreamt that I was sending something out by email to a mailing list. After I'd sent the email I kept clicking the "get mail" button to see if I received id, so that I would know if it had worked or not.

Once I'd received the email I went into another room and David Erick Ramos was sitting at a desk. (He's a youtuber who posts videos of ocarina music.)

I started to talk to David in Italian, and it was really hard because I had to think about every single word to make sure that I said it correctly. I said something to him like "did you get my email," and he told me that he did, and that he'd been waiting for it so he was constantly clicking his "get mail button" so that he would see it straight away. Then I said "me too" and got excited while I tried to construct another sentence in Italian. What came out of my mouth was: "Ero imprimando el botón de nuevo y de nuevo." The first word, 'ero' means 'I was' in Italian. When I was saying the second word I was trying to figure out how to say 'pressing' but in the end I took the Spanish word for 'print' and messed with the ending. Then the rest of the sentence is Spanish. The sentence kind of says "I was printing the button again and again," but it doesn't really make much sense.

I got frustrated after that and said "Arrgh that was a horrible mix of Spanish and Italian," and David replied "Yeah it was really good, I loved it. I totally understood what you were saying."

I have no idea if he actually speaks Spanish or Italian in real life.

I was with Rob Hendy from university and we were walking down the street. We were having a really silly conversation and Rob said something about "putting sellotape over his bum-hole". I said "when you pull it off it would pull all of the hairs out," and at that moment someone walking the other way obviously overheard what I'd said and looked at me.

The guy who was looking at me seemed strangely familiar, and it took me a couple of seconds to work out who it was but then I realised it was James from university, but he'd cut all of his hair off. He started walking with us, and at first we were all chatting, but then somehow me and James started wrestling in the street. It got more and more violent until he was picking me up and throwing me on the floor.

At the end of the dream we were still wrestling, but we'd moved on quite a lot further than the start of the dream. When I looked up I realised we were fighting in the Golden Hind car park, and I remember thinking that people would probably think we were drunk.

This was one of those dreams where the dream world seemed to be half way between a video game and reality.

I was in Cambridge city centre, in the Grafton Centre, and we were playing a game about being zombies. If you were a zombie you had to find one of the humans and kill them and then they would become a zombie. If you were a human your job was basically to survive, and every time you killed a zombie they would respawn a bit further away and come hunting for you again.

Initially I think I was on the human team, but at some point I got stabbed by a zombie which meant that he respawned on the human team and I was turned into a zombie in his place. I don't remember much of the original battle, but at some point all of the humans had submachine guns, and then somehow I got one of them off of the humans and was using it to kill whole groups of them.

The last part of the dream that I remember was being back at home. I was still playing the game and I was still a zombie, and there was another person who was on the human team in my house. For some reason I felt that I couldn't risk attacking him there so I left the house and started roaming the streets looking for my next victim. I grabbed a weapon on my way out, but because I was avoiding the other guy I ended up just grabbing the first thing I could find which was a paring knife from the kitchen.

When I was walking around it was a nice sunny day and there were lots of people about. I remember seeing people in their front gardens mowing their lawns, and another guy getting things out of his garage. I was holding the paring knife and thinking about which one of the unsuspecting people I was going to stab so that they could take my place as a zombie and I could be human and stop playing. I started to wonder about the game, and if it was OK to play with people that weren't really playing. Then I started to wonder if stabbing them would even work in the game world, or if it would kill them in real life. I was starting to get nervous about doing it, but I really didn't want to be a zombie any more.

At that point the man who was in my house came walking past. The was marching quickly and talking to himself about how he was going to kill all of the zombies. The last thing I remember is running towards him to try and kill him.

I don't remember a lot of this dream.

I was in a house with quite a few people, and we were sitting around a dining table. For some reason we were putting on hazard suits, like the kind of suits someone would wear if they were treating people with some kind of contagious disease or were working with hazard materials in a lab.

I'm not sure why, but for some reason I had to take off my trousers before I could put on the hazard suit. I was trying to do this while sitting at the table, but when I pulled down my trousers my underwear came down with them. At first I thought it was all right because no one could see under the table, but then I realised there were some children sitting under the table and I panicked and tried to quickly pull my trousers up but they were tangled around my chair.

After struggling for a minute or so I gave up and threw my hazard suit on the table. The others sitting around the table got annoyed with me and said I'd contaminated everything but I told them I couldn't get my suit on anyway.

At that point one of the children under the table started being sick, and then the other children were sick too. We all left the room while the children's parents started cleaning them up.

I don't remember much of this dream, but me and Yu Lee were in the car and Yu Lee was driving us somewhere. When we got to our destination it was difficult to find a place to park but eventually Yu Lee spotted somewhere.

She pulled over onto the "space" which was a paved area right next to a pond. The surface was paved in small, dark concrete tiles and was inclined gently towards the edge of the water, and was just about wide enough to fit the car on.

As soon as Yu Lee had pulled onto the space the car started to slide sideways, and in a couple of seconds the car was in the water, sinking towards the bottom of the surprisingly deep pond. We managed to get out and swim for the surface and I was telling Yu Lee how stupid she was for thinking that was actually a space.