This morning I was dreaming, and I think it was a fairly complex dream. The only bit I remember was having half of my head shaved! I think it was the front half that was shaved so I had long hair at the back and no hair at the front which looked ridiculous.

I dreamt that I was staying at one of my Spanish friends' house while she was out, so that I could make sure she didn't get burgled. She told me to help myself to anything I wanted.

Yu Lee and my brother were there with me, and there was a fruit machine type of thing in her house. My brother found a box with some change in it and he spent it all in the fruit machine, and won loads of change (mainly 1 and 2 pence pieces) back and put it back in the box.

When my friend got back she told him that she didn't want all of the change.

I dreamt that we'd been offered another house, and the estate agent said that it was the same price, and if we wanted it we could swap our house for it and not have to pay any of the fees or tax again.

Me and Yu Lee went to look at the house and we both agreed that it made sense to make the switch, so we moved again into the new house and someone else got our house.

As soon as we got there we realised we'd made a big mistake! There were mice running around everywhere, the neighbourhood was dodgy and the neighbours were horrible. We wanted to move back but it was too late already.

Last night I had a weird dream that I only vaguely remember now. It centred around me and a girl, and all I really remember is that we had some kind of conflict and were talking about each other. It seemed pretty complicated at the time but I really don't remember much of it now.

I dreamt that some Asian children wearing rags and sandals were chasing me!

I dreamt that we went to our old house to drop off some documents to the new owner. When we got there it was a building site at the front of the house as he was building another extension. He told us that he'd made a few changes and that we wouldn't recognise the place, and asked us if we'd like to look around.

We took him up on his offer, and when he showed us round it was like a completely different house inside! It was a lot bigger than before, and the layout was completely different, and the decoration was like you'd expect inside a very expensive property.

Me and Yu Lee both agreed that it was nice to see that it had changed because it didn't feel like someone else was living in our house.

I had some very strange dreams in the night, one involving being in a hostage situation with the queen (!) and another with a recurring theme of needing to go to the toilet, and going to a public toilet which was very confusing and difficult. There were lots of people there, lots of urinals in weird places, and every time I went up to a free urinal it would turn out to be broken or not a urinal.

I dreamt that I was with a Spanish woman, and half of the time she was my friend Sara and the other half she was Cristina who was my Spanish teacher when I was on my Spanish course in Toledo. For some reason we were meeting up in the evening for a Hindi lesson, so she drove me to the Hindi teacher's house and I had the weirdest language lesson ever!

The first thing my friend said to me when we got there was that Hindi is magic, so you have to do a lot of rituals when you learn it. The teacher was wearing very strange (and very small!) clothes and we had to lay down together in a blanket throughout the lesson. It was quite intimate but not sexual in any way.

When she taught me the pronunciation all of the sounds sounded like English which I know is not right. My friend fell asleep throughout the lesson and woke up at the end just as we were finishing up. The teacher said something to me in Hindi and then pinched me, and my friend said I had to pinch her back. I did it and she shrieked and told me I pinched her too hard.

My friend realised it was late and asked why I didn't wake her up sooner, and then went outside to call her husband. Then I woke up.

Edit: One thing I remember from the lesson is that I asked the teacher how to say 'hello' in Hindi and she told me that there was no word for 'hello'!

I was having a weird dream about being on some kind of climbing frame, and needing to climb over my friends when I wanted to get off to go to the toilet.

This morning I woke up from a dream about being at work. We did some kind of maths test, and I handed my test to one of the testers on my way to the tea room. When I got downstairs everyone that had finished the test was there and we made a drink. Then I was sitting on a sofa and Simon Cowell sat down next to me. I asked him what he'd been doing recently and he started reading out lottery numbers.