In my dream I was falling asleep, but I was supposed to be doing something, and I suddenly realised which woke me up in real life.

This morning I was dreaming about playing a card game with someone. It was a game where you had monsters and spells in your hand, and they had values for attack, defence and had special abilities - a bit like magic the gathering.

The person that was showing us the game said it wasn't that hard and we could pick it up as we went along.

Yu Lee spent ages on her turn because she had quite a few cards and couldn't work out what to do, and I was starting to get impatient. Then on my turn I could only do one thing, but it resulted in me picking up loads of cards, and then I had to choose what to do next.

It took me a few minutes to read through all of the cards, and then I had loads of options and the cards were all really unintuitive, for example I had a creature with really low attack and high defence, and it had some text that described different rules for its attack on the first, second and third turns.

After about 10 minutes, I announced that I wasn't going to play any more, that there were too many options, the cards were too unintuitive and that this was not fun! At that point my alarm went off and I felt frustrated because I didn't get to finish getting my point across!

In my dream, I was cheating on Yu Lee with a really fat, ugly girl. I kept telling Yu Lee that I was busy and sneaking off to see her, and promising Yu Lee that I would spend more time with her soon.

This morning I was dreaming about playing computer games. Me and my brother had a game that we'd played the demo of so many times that we knew every secret, and we'd just bought the full version. The full version didn't have the demo level in and was much more difficult.

Yu Lee asked if she could have a go and she was completely useless at it. I showed her that she could change the camera mode to see if that helped, but I didn't think it would as the other camera mode was useless. Then, all of a sudden, with the camera set to a mode where you couldn't even see what you were doing, she started to do really well and dived off the edge of a platform into a giant '8 ball' that we hadn't seen, which took her to a secret level with lots of cool stuff.

I had a dream about going back to WorldPay to pick something up, and having to wait in reception for Carlos to come and get me.

I dreamt that I still worked at World Pay, and one of the Business analysts who had left the company had come back.

I bumped into him on my way out of the toilets and asked if he had some better projects now than when he'd left (he was complaining before he left in real life that all of his projects were shit). He told me he did, otherwise he wouldn't have come back. I asked him if he was happy and he said no.

I dreamt of visiting my dad, and he had this weird 2 wheeled electric vehicle. He let me borrow it and I drove it up into the mountains, but then I crashed it and broke it.

I dreamt about going to stay overnight with Estefanía, one of my (female) Spanish friends. In my dream Yu Lee was not happy about this!

I was trying to find a video on YouTube about a roller coaster, but ended up watching videos about people that put wheels on a picnic table and rode it down a steep hill.

I was dreaming about working at WorldPay, and we were in some kind of temporary building, like a cross between an office block and a porter cabin. There was a weird mould problem, with mould growing on the walls and the head of department was worried it was going to spread.

He called the people in charge of the building and they were going to come down, but he said it was a waste of time because they were near Oxford, and after driving all this way wouldn't be able to do anything anyway.