I dreamt that I was at some kind of festival, and it was the last day. I had to leave and drive back home but I couldn't be bothered and we were watching a film on TV that I wasn't interested in. When the adverts came on I went to leave.

This morning I was dreaming about walking somewhere. It was a miserable walk back in the evening in crappy weather, and after what felt like a long time I arrived at a pub where my friends were. I took one sip of my beer, commented on how nice it was, and then my alarm went off!

I dreamt about driving over what looked like sand dunes.

I don't remember the dream exactly, but I remember somewhere along the line I was typing on a large keyboard with yellow hexagonal keys with no letters printed on them. That's all I remember though!

Someone's dog kept harassing me as I walked past, so I complained to the owner. Minutes later his wife called me on my mobile and told me the dog wouldn't bother me any more as her husband choked it to death with its lead!

I had a horrible dream about Yu Lee being diagnosed with lung cancer.

I remember waking up at the end from a dream about having some new pet rats.

I dreamt that my new pet rats were nervous and I took them out of their cage and they went straight up inside my jumper. It made me realise I really want to get rats again!

When my alarm went off I was dreaming that a competitor to one of my freelance clients had just been floated on the stock exchange!

This was the first of two dreams that I remember last night.

Me and Yu Lee were living in some kind of housing complex. The toilets had stopped working and everyone was throwing their waste out into a shared garden area.

I was running really late for work and I went outside to get my bicycle (I haven't cycled for years). There was a nasty smell so Yu Lee opened the gate to let the air circulate and then realised it was other people's toilet waste that they'd been chucking outside and the smell was on the other side of the gate.

Then when we were cycling I realised I'd forgotten my laptop, and Yu Lee said "don't worry about it", but I thought "How can I work without my computer?"

I dreamt that I was at a work party, and everyone was drinking a few beers. I went to the toilets (why do I always dream about toilets?) and someone else was there. I asked if they were ok and they said they were going to be sick, but the way they said it sounded like a joke.

They walked away from the toilets and I went inside and started to use a urinal. A little while later they came back in and started throwing up in one of the urinals. I was trying to ignore the noise because it was disgusting.