I dreamt that I was still living with my mum, and she was outside in the garden. For some reason I had been volunteered to play guitar at a talent show at work and I was practising for it, and I'd also been collecting insects for some reason.

I looked outside and Mum was frantically cutting back the plants in the garden with some guy from a couple of doors down the road, so I went outside and asked what she was doing. She told me that she'd been taking cocaine and was high! I looked around and she'd cut a hedge to next door all the way down so there was no boundary between the 2 gardens and she had generally destroyed the whole garden.

At 4:40am this morning I woke up from a dream. I dreamt that my mum and Yu Lee found a massive spider in the kitchen and put a glass on it. I lifted up one edge of the glass to slide in a piece of card and suddenly the spider was gone. I had lots of spider webs in my hair and I was trying to find the spider, and thought it was on me somewhere.

I dreamt that I was back at home and Ces was living with us again. Mum didn't want him living with us but he had nowhere else to go. I don't really remember much of the dream now because I didn't write it down straight away.

I remember Ces being really awkward and annoying, and Mum being upset that he wouldn't leave.

I don't know if the next bit is a different dream or more of the same dream as I did a lot of drifting in and out of consciousness. One thing I remember is playing a role playing game and it had a really addictive mini game in it. The next thing I remember is that everyone wanted to go out somewhere but I couldn't go because I had to go to work.

Finally I remember being in a computer game. It was free roaming and you could see places in the distance that you would be able to go to later on in the game. One of the places was a ghost train and the other was "The Genie's Castle".

I only remember vague bits of this dream.

I was at home clearing out some stuff and I found a package that I was given by the army or something as a souvenir. I opened it up and there was a hand grenade inside.

I went on the internet and found a test to see if it was still live. This involved putting it in the microwave. I did the test and it turned out to be a live hand grenade.

I wanted to make is safe so I took it to pieces, but I didn't really know what to do with it. My mum really wanted me to get rid of it too.

In another part of the dream we all had little pretend mice. I asked Cif if he had a hand grenade and he said it was in the drawer with his toy mouse, but he thought it wasn't a live grenade.

I looked in the drawer and found the grenade. It was covered in mouse droppings. We realised that Cif had put a real mouse in the drawer by mistake!

I only remember the end of the dream.

I am visiting home and when I get there Mum has told me that Bob threw up the previous night.

When I arrive at home someone is talking to Bob and saying "Were you sick again this morning?" and he said "yes". I asked him about it and he said he drunk too much last night and puked. Then he said this morning he woke up and was starving and he was going to "enjoy being hungry". Then he had a "phat fry-up" and was thinking how much he was enjoying it when he suddenly felt sick and made a dash for the toilet and threw it back up.

I said "I bet that was horrible throwing up all of that fried food" and he said it was.

I don't remember exactly what else I said but I think I was telling him how to avoid puking.