I dreamt that I was with a Spanish woman, and half of the time she was my friend Sara and the other half she was Cristina who was my Spanish teacher when I was on my Spanish course in Toledo. For some reason we were meeting up in the evening for a Hindi lesson, so she drove me to the Hindi teacher's house and I had the weirdest language lesson ever!

The first thing my friend said to me when we got there was that Hindi is magic, so you have to do a lot of rituals when you learn it. The teacher was wearing very strange (and very small!) clothes and we had to lay down together in a blanket throughout the lesson. It was quite intimate but not sexual in any way.

When she taught me the pronunciation all of the sounds sounded like English which I know is not right. My friend fell asleep throughout the lesson and woke up at the end just as we were finishing up. The teacher said something to me in Hindi and then pinched me, and my friend said I had to pinch her back. I did it and she shrieked and told me I pinched her too hard.

My friend realised it was late and asked why I didn't wake her up sooner, and then went outside to call her husband. Then I woke up.

Edit: One thing I remember from the lesson is that I asked the teacher how to say 'hello' in Hindi and she told me that there was no word for 'hello'!

My dream had a couple of things going on:

First I was trying to organise a date for someone, and giving them advice about how to go on dates with people!

Secondly I was trying to meet up with my Spanish friend, Sara. We were typing messages to each other on the computer and she told me that she was tired. She said "I was out last night in America. It was the best night of my life so far". We were in Spain so I told her we should meet up and go for tapas some time.

The third thing I remember, which is what I was dreaming about when I woke up, was playing some kind of weird wooden instrument that looked like a didgeridoo. I had to do some weird kind of visualisation thing to get it to work and someone was giving me advice about how I needed to concentrate on the instrument to make it work.