In my dream I was still working at WorldPay, but WorldPay is in Slough and my mum was living in Cambridge. I was staying with my mum who was living in an enormous house and sharing it with some other people, and I only had a couple of days left at WorldPay.

I remember it was the morning, and I was supposed to have breakfast and then drive back to Slough to go to work. For some reason, I kept on getting delayed and was going to be very late. We were talking about what I was going to do and I was saying that maybe I'd just leave work early anyway, despite arriving so late.

The main thing I seemed to be concerned about was getting back in time for a nap! Mum was saying that I could take the keys to York Avenue and sleep there if I wanted to, but I said that I didn't want to and would prefer to just come back to Cambridge and sleep here.

I remember saying "Everyone else goes for a beer every Friday lunchtime and takes an extra hour on their lunch break, but I don't, so I work an extra hour to each of them. I'm entitled to leave early if I want to because I've worked extra. Well maybe 'entitled' is not the right word, but you know what I mean."

Before I left to go to work I needed to go to the toilet, so I went into the bathroom but one of the other ladies that shared the house with Mum (who had some small children) was in there. I looked at her and she was just standing there, and she said "Don't mind me" and pointed to the toilet, signalling that I should just go ahead and use it.

I walked up to the toilet and it was really weird. It was made of plastic, and didn't seem to be plumbed into anything. I remember thinking that I wasn't sure if it was a toilet or a potty, but it was the shape of a real toilet and had a flush and a seat, it was just a bit smaller and made of plastic. Also, the bathroom didn't look like a bathroom at all, and was a large carpeted room with no sink or bath, and just this small plastic toilet at one end.

I unzipped and started going to the toilet, and then I started to get an erection. I remember thinking "Why does this have to happen when I'm peeing with the lady in the same room as me?" and trying to bend over forwards so that I could aim it in the toilet. It was getting worse and I had to lean right forward and lean on the wall to keep peeing in the bowl.

The lady asked me if I was alright (I guess she didn't know why I was bending forward like that) and I said "yes," but then the door opened and one of my friends came in and I felt really embarrassed.