I'm not 100% sure how the situation came about, but me and my brother are together, and we have some steak that we need to cook. I tell him the best thing to do with this is to make it into a steak and cheese sandwich.

The first part of the procedure is to get a saucepan, fill it up with water, and balance two chopsticks across the top of it in a cross. Then you put a steak and cheese sandwich on top of it. I'm not sure if the sandwich was already toasted, or if it toasted over the steaming pan, but by the end of the dream mine is definitely toasted!

My sandwich is cooking away nicely, but Bob is having some trouble with his, in fact he can't even seem to get his ring on the stove to light properly. I go over and help him, and he keeps trying to light the stove, but either only one side will light, or the flames are really weird, or a different ring on the stove ends up getting lit instead.

I keep going back and forth between my pan and his, and my sandwich is pretty much done now. "Just another minute," I think.

Bob is still having trouble, but now his hair is catching fire, so I go over and try to put it out, but every time I put it out another bit of his hair catches on fire. He has longish, dyed blond hair (like when he died his hair when we were kids) and it now has a couple of black singed patches in it.

I get his hair to go out and go back over to my pan, and my sandwich has fallen off of the chopsticks and into the water whilst I was distracted! My sandwich was absolutely perfect before, but now it is ruined!