This morning I was dreaming about loads of people being in my house and trying to get me to play tennis with them. There was a fat girl, and just as I was about to wake up she asked me if I had any snacks or sweets she could open. I opened some jelly beans and she immediately started eating them.

I asked if she was hungry and she told me she wasn't, and that she'd eaten so much already that she felt sick but she "just couldn't help herself".

I put my laptop in a bag and left the house.