I dreamt that I lived near a school. In one of the rooms of my house, I had a red sofa, and next to the arm of the sofa was a big square window overlooking the school playground. I had 4 water pistols loaded up and leaning on the edge of arm of the sofa, so that I could lay on the sofa and shoot the children out of the window.

When the children came out I started shooting them, and they would look up at me and run off. One time I shot a load of water really high into the sky, then I shouted "look up!" at the children. They looked up just in time for the water to come splashing down on their faces!